Homer in TG!

[thecraw]

Got to be honest and say TG is the one magazine that I do avoid, I just don't like it at all. I'd buy Bunkered before I read TG.

GW is a decent read.

Homer if you whore yourself you'll always get a taker eventually.

Well done.

 

[Parmo]

Homer, why is carrying better than using a trolley?

I would like to see you do your weekly shopping carrying.

 

[DCB]

trolley

HJS is on page 19 - extolling the virtues of walking rather than taking a buggy. Well written piece

 

[Ethan]

Editing tips from TG? Just keeping an eye on the competition...

HJS is on page 19 - extolling the virtues of walking rather than taking a buggy. Well written piece

Not all that well written, but I suppose it is for TG, so more than 2 syllables is pretty high-falutin.

Anyway, "Buggies are the antipathy " quoth the venerable Homer, perhaps slightly paraphrased.

Oops.

"Homer has a strong antipathy for buggies ..". Correct.

"Buggies cause a strong sense of antipathy among traditional golfers" Also correct.

But
"Buggies are the antipathy" Incorrect.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Editing tips from TG? Just keeping an eye on the competition...

HJS is on page 19 - extolling the virtues of walking rather than taking a buggy. Well written piece

Not all that well written, but I suppose it is for TG, so more than 2 syllables is pretty high-falutin.

Anyway, "Buggies are the antipathy " quoth the venerable Homer, perhaps slightly paraphrased.

Oops.

"Homer has a strong antipathy for buggies ..". Correct.

"Buggies cause a strong sense of antipathy among traditional golfers" Also correct.

But
"Buggies are the antipathy" Incorrect.

Ethan

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Editing tips from TG? Just keeping an eye on the competition...

HJS is on page 19 - extolling the virtues of walking rather than taking a buggy. Well written piece

Not all that well written, but I suppose it is for TG, so more than 2 syllables is pretty high-falutin.

Anyway, "Buggies are the antipathy " quoth the venerable Homer, perhaps slightly paraphrased.

Oops.

"Homer has a strong antipathy for buggies ..". Correct.

"Buggies cause a strong sense of antipathy among traditional golfers" Also correct.

But
"Buggies are the antipathy" Incorrect.

Ethan

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

What did you submit? Something along the lines of "I hate buggies! You look like a right knob!"

The editor of TG had to add a bit of padding.....

 

[ADB]

lol nice one Homer - hope you made note for the future though.

 

[brendy]

Any reference to your current game per chance? say a couple thousand words?

 

[john0]

Homer did you manage to get in a sneaky link to your blog?

 

[Smiffy]

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

That's a bit like creaming it down the range but oinking it around the course isn't it???

 

[john0]

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

That's a bit like creaming it down the range but oinking it around the course isn't it???

No it's a bit like passing your work off as someone else's when it gets criticised

 

[brendy]

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

That's a bit like creaming it down the range but oinking it around the course isn't it???

No it's a bit like passing your work off as someone else's when it gets criticised

Well, I havent read it, Howdidhedo?

 

[Smiffy]

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

That's a bit like creaming it down the range but oinking it around the course isn't it???

No it's a bit like passing your work off as someone else's when it gets criticised

Oink

 

[Dodger]

Funny that, I have always said that Today's Golfer was a magazine that seems to be aimed at choppers....

 

[Parmo]

Well done homer, I shall buy TG this month in stead of GMT

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Let's just say the final publication bears only a nodding resemblance to the piece submitted

That's a bit like creaming it down the range but oinking it around the course isn't it???

The voice of an expert oinker

 

[Smiffy]

The voice of an expert oinker

Oink oink!
(And I don't have to practice for hours to be an oinker I'm a natural)

 

[RGDave]

Scandal. Does it involve loose women and Ping clubs. If so, I approve.

Well done Homer!

I hope that when you make scratch standard in writing journalistic articles, you'll be keeping your allegiance to the greatest and best.....The Sunday Sport.

Hold on, that's not right.

Golf Monthly!!!