Having a bad game ?

Genius idea! Golf is mostly played by middle aged males so why not get some attractive young females to caddy, suprised no one has ever thought if it before and I bet they get plenty of tips.

It was funny but at the weekend we played Mottram Hall and I am sure it was purely accidentally that all the people on the food carts were very attractive young females.

They had one on a par 3 over a lake that was trying to get you to pay a tenner with the chance of winning a free round if you landed it on the green And it was clear they were using her very attractive figure and flirty eyes to sucker sad tubby middle aged men out of tenner. And no self respecting man would really be taken in by this charade and part with a tenner, just because of her flirty nature, the way she pretended to be actually interested in what you had to say to her and the way she was faking laughter at your pathetic chat up lines.

I hit it into the lake and lost my tenner.
 
Genius idea! Golf is mostly played by middle aged males so why not get some attractive young females to caddy, suprised no one has ever thought if it before and I bet they get plenty of tips.

It was funny but at the weekend we played Mottram Hall and I am sure it was purely accidentally that all the people on the food carts were very attractive young females.

They had one on a par 3 over a lake that was trying to get you to pay a tenner with the chance of winning a free round if you landed it on the green And it was clear they were using her very attractive figure and flirty eyes to sucker sad tubby middle aged men out of tenner. And no self respecting man would really be taken in by this charade and part with a tenner, just because of her flirty nature, the way she pretended to be actually interested in what you had to say to her and the way she was faking laughter at your pathetic chat up lines.

I hit it into the lake and lost my tenner.

I knew it was coming but still made me laugh :rofl:
 
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