Golf's Big Brother

mweston1016

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Someone in the office sadly mentioned Big Brother this morning, which at least got me thinking...who would you like to see in the Big Brother House?

Maybe....Steve Williams and Phil Mickelson. What about Tiger Woods and Nick Faldo? Then there's the tasks. Maybe I should just go back to work...was just a thought, it is Friday.
 
Task 1 - each house mate to hole 5 consecutive 10 foot putts
Task 2 - as a team complete 500 laps of the garden with a fully laiden tour bag
Task 3 - write "team BB" on 5000 2 inch tees

House Leader
Week 1 - longest drive (simulator type thing)
Week 2 - closest to the pin (simulator type thing)
 
I have more self respect than to ever contemplate appearing on any form of reality TV show so Mono and I will not be coming to a screen near you soon. I'd rather pluck my eyes out with rusty nails than pander to the media and viewing public in returns for their sympathy (votes) in the vain hope of retaining any self-esteem and possible having any chance of a career afterwards

If I had to pick anyone how about Monty a member of the photographic or TV camera press
 
How about for task 1 and immunity from eviction for the contestant that stays the longest in a vat of concentrated sulphuric acid.

I can't stand this mind numbing crap that is full of wanna be's, cannae be's and just plain old *****. (rhyme's with a form of propulsion for boating)
 
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