Golf Things That Gladden The Heart

Number of opens I've played in each of the past five years:
  • 2021 11
  • 2022 12
  • 2023 18
  • 2024 19
  • 2025 21
It pleases me that each year is slightly more than the year before but I think the trend may come to an end in 2026. Can't see how I'm going to beat 21 unless I give up work or my wife leaves me!
 
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Just had a sort out of the golf cupboard.

I've got 9 dozen boxed brand new golf balls in there, probably all bought on "special deals!"

I find more than I lose and I leave the rubbish ones where I find them.

New season resolution, "start using the new ones!"😁
😱 Thank god I’m not alone😂😂
Did the same this week and had over 20 dozen brand new golf balls in my cupboard, some were like 3 dozen AD333 I got sent for taking out an insurance policy in 2020.

Spoke to the Pro Shop and they sold half of them for me, raising £200.00 for our Great North Run Charity 4Louis.

Far better than them sitting unused in the cupboard.

Starting the season off with “new ones” at Goswick tomorrow.😬
 
Just had a sort out of the golf cupboard.

I've got 9 dozen boxed brand new golf balls in there, probably all bought on "special deals!"

I find more than I lose and I leave the rubbish ones where I find them.

New season resolution, "start using the new ones!"😁
Mine have built up a bit purely because I haven't lost anywhere near as many as I expected to. I was planning to get through last year's Vice balls in winter, but I've only lost about 3 or 4 balls since December so I still have about 9 of them left. And I've already got three balls of Wilson Triads for the forthcoming year - just switched onto them since the weather is getting better. So I guess the Vice's can be next winter's ball as well.
 
Just an hour ago, with two days to go to club subs deadline my Mrs said ‘you may as well pay your golf’. And so, sat at the club, I did.

I was always going to pay of course, but these last six months I’ve got so fed up with others moaning about what we are doing for our 2nd hole and practice ground, that I have wondered why I bother as I get so irritated by their constant whinging and complaining…and downright twisting of the truth (at least that which is blatantly and factually obvious) - even now when the main change to the hole has been completed. Still they moan and claim the majority view…when other than anecdotal comments the evidence says otherwise.

I could post similarly of our changes on the Golf Irritations thread, but given what I see of the work that’s been completed - it looks splendid and very challenging - I’ll pop it here alongside my renewal as something that Gaddens the Heart.
 
Had a bite of lunch at the club today with my wife…and after I suggested she might want to see our new 2nd hole being built. Yes I know that sounds weird but she’s heard a lot about the controversy surrounding the work so I thought she’d like to see what it’s all about. And yes…she was interested. And we had a look. And she thought it looked great. Now she knows 😘
 
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Had a bite of lunch at the club today…and after I suggested she might want to see our new 2nd hole being built. Yes I know that sounds weird but she’s heard a lot about the controversy surrounding the work so I thought she’d like to see what it’s all about. And yes…she was interested. And we had a look. And she thought it looked great. Now she knows 😘

Who is she?
 
Had a bite of lunch at the club today…and after I suggested she might want to see our new 2nd hole being built. Yes I know that sounds weird but she’s heard a lot about the controversy surrounding the work so I thought she’d like to see what it’s all about. And yes…she was interested. And we had a look. And she thought it looked great. Now she knows 😘


Now we know she knows and we know that you know who she is and she knows who she is but she doesn’t know we don’t know who she is or that we know she doesn’t know we don't know who she is. We also don’t know what you had for lunch but she doesn’t know that either but you know we don’t know… don’t you know

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Now we know she knows and we know that you know who she is and she knows who she is but she doesn’t know we don’t know who she is or that we know she doesn’t know we don't know who she is. We also don’t know what you had for lunch but she doesn’t know that either but you know we don’t know… don’t you know

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Now if my mum had been about she'd have said to me 'who's she..the cats mother?'

Of course the 'she' in question was my wife. ;)
 
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