smange
Journeyman Pro
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 3-day golf outing.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling,Dave headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the golf resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Dave sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer before the TV, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise.'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling,Dave headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the golf resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Dave sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer before the TV, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise.'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
Dave
