Golf clubs in coffin.

[Tashyboy]

There's a story on the BBC site where someone put a coconut in a coffin which went into the crem oven and exploded. Obviously Said coffin burners pood a brick.
A council spokesman said they have seen a rise in people slipping things into coffins before going into the crem ovens including Golf clubs.
Now I could understand that if you were getting buried, although you might struggle to get the bag and trolley in. But would you slip a club in a pals coffin before he played 18 holes on the lords lush fairways.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

There's a story on the BBC site where someone put a coconut in a coffin which went into the crem oven and exploded. Obviously Said coffin burners pood a brick.
A council spokesman said they have seen a rise in people slipping things into coffins before going into the crem ovens including Golf clubs.
Now I could understand that if you were getting buried, although you might struggle to get the bag and trolley in. But would you slip a club in a pals coffin before he played 18 holes on the lords lush fairways.

Never thought about it. Possibly if I could get hold of one of the deceased clubs and get it into the coffin but wouldn't want to do anything that conflicted with the wishes of the family or cause upset

 

[Tiger man]

Thought this was going to be a story after a bad round!

 

[USER1999]

No. Just no.

 

[Blue in Munich]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42920984

 

[User101]

Given some of the swings I've seen in some vids of members on here I'd suggest they do put their clubs in a big hole in the ground

 

[tugglesf239]

Given some of the swings I've seen in some vids of members on here I'd suggest they do put their clubs in a big hole in the ground

Honestly pal. Your patters rank

 

[User101]

That didn't take long for someone to jump

 

[Slab]

Where did they get a coconut in Manchester in February? That's a temperate zone, the coconut's tropical!

 

[Scoobiesnax]

If the poor fella/lady in the coffin wants a club or two in there when they pass over to the great green fields of the sky, I see no reason why they shouldn't have their wishes met.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

If the poor fella/lady in the coffin wants a club or two in there when they pass over to the great green fields of the sky, I see no reason why they shouldn't have their wishes met.

Would it be one of the "Heaven" 7-woods? I'll get my coat.

 

[Tashyboy]

Where did they get a coconut in Manchester in February? That's a temperate zone, the coconut's tropical!

There ain't nothing you cannot get in Manchester slab if you know where to look. 😉

 

[Deleted member 18645]

There ain't nothing you cannot get in Manchester slab if you know where to look. 

Outside of three wise men and a virgin ......

 

[chrisd]

Outside of three wise men and a virgin ......

Would you need them in February ?

 

[Tashyboy]

What the clubs,coffin, virgin or three wise men. 😁