German build quality

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that's round the corner from the course :(

there goes any festive golf :(:(

that bridge always gets flooded, it's even got depth markings on the side :o why would you drive a porsche through it
 
Did anyone check to see if the driver was still in there ?

No doubt Porsche will be using the clip in their next ad for build quality, but not much of an advert for the brain size of their drivers.
 
Nick, we'll need to keep a close eye on the weather and make a decision about Sunday.

Broadstone, Hayling or postpone :confused:
 
richart said:
........ but not much of an advert for the brain size of their drivers.
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Apparently not for certain other bodily parts either ....

Sports cars to display drivers' penis size:

The Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driverÂ’s penis.

Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’ and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson blasted the idea before announcing that he had succumbed to ‘Global Warming guilt’ and was downgrading his car to a one point three Renault. ‘Little’ Richard Hammond however was surprisingly seen at the Ferrari showroom smugly ordering a top of the range model and an illuminated plate.

Other British drivers have been lobbying the Government to embrace the metric system so that six inches may appear as a bold fifteen cm.. Female motorists welcomed the move and are exempt from the law by default. ‘It’s not just a matter of anatomy’ explained the Transport Minister. ‘Very few women are attracted to these brash and expensive vehicles, though the ones that are might have to display the penis size of their footballer husband.’

Another law was blocked by SUV drivers who won an appeal against their IQs being displayed on their cars. It was successfully argued that in the vast majority of cases the simple 4×4 multiplication on the back of their vehicles already gave the correct answer.

Forumers excepted of course :whistle::whistle:
 
The trick is to send your 16 year old daughter into the flooded area first to see how high it comes up her wellies while pumping up the suspension on the 4x4 before driving through picking her up on the way past - well it worked for me yesterday.
 
richart said:
Did anyone check to see if the driver was still in there ?

No doubt Porsche will be using the clip in their next ad for build quality, but not much of an advert for the brain size of their drivers.
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I suspect the water would have been much lower when the driver first went through it. Being low it doesnt take much water to get in the intake and hydraulic the engine to a dead stop.
 
I thought that Bob, giving a shot and implication that the water was deep all behind her and a car drives past in a couple of inches lol.

I think if the insurers see that Porsche, they won't pay out as they drove into the hazard ignoring warning signs!

I'm a Merc man myself, 152000 miles and still going strong :)
 
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