Hacker Khan
Yurt Dwelling, Yoghurt Knitter
Yvettee Cooper on TV, " The Conservatives did not win the general election". Have they changed the system.
D Abbott school of maths.
You know you do seem a bit obsessed with Ms Abbott. I think the man doth protest too much...
As for the tories winning then depends on the definition of 'win'. If you purely define it as a greater number of seats than the other parties have individually then yes they won. If you define it as having a majority government so you can push forwards with your manifesto, be seen as strong in your discussions with brexit, the PM not to be seen as on borrowed time and not a person that will lead the party into the next election and and being in a better position than you were before the election that you did need to call, then probably no, they did not achieve any of the objectives.