Funny things kids say...

[vkurup]

A few weeks ago... Walking to the range with nipper, he was in a keen mood... Conversation went something like this..

Kid: I want a bigger club
Me: When you get older you can a bigger club
K: Then I can hit the ball far
M: Yes, when u even more old, you can get even bigger clubs
K: Then I will be able to hit even longer!!... When I get as old as you, can I get your clubs
Me: (annoyed & amused) Yes, you can have my clubs
Kid: Yes... Then I can hit the ball all the way into the trees...

Awkward silence & tumbleweed moment.....

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A few weeks ago... Walking to the range with nipper, he was in a keen mood... Conversation went something like this..

Kid: I want a bigger club
Me: When you get older you can a bigger club
K: Then I can hit the ball far
M: Yes, when u even more old, you can get even bigger clubs
K: Then I will be able to hit even longer!!... When I get as old as you, can I get your clubs
Me: (annoyed & amused) Yes, you can have my clubs
Kid: Yes... Then I can hit the ball all the way into the trees...

Awkward silence & tumbleweed moment.....

Has he seen you play then?

 

[vkurup]

Has he seen you play then?

Yup, took him for a few holes when it was quiet... Hopefully I won't be his role model

 

[mcbroon]

A few weeks ago... Walking to the range with nipper, he was in a keen mood... Conversation went something like this..

Kid: I want a bigger club
Me: When you get older you can a bigger club
K: Then I can hit the ball far
M: Yes, when u even more old, you can get even bigger clubs
K: Then I will be able to hit even longer!!... When I get as old as you, can I get your clubs
Me: (annoyed & amused) Yes, you can have my clubs
Kid: Yes... Then I can hit the ball all the way into the trees...

Awkward silence & tumbleweed moment.....

That's fantastic :thup:

 

[Oddsocks]

Awesome lol

 

[DaveM]

Well they do say "out of the mouths of babes"

 

[Mudball]

My son is a train user

Theses days GNER is running a radio campaign talking of the ‘Great days out on GNER’ and their big sale.

After hearing it for the nth time, kiddo went.. well the sale is no good if they are on strike all the time.. (fair point )

 

[Orikoru]

My son is a train user

Theses days GNER is running a radio campaign talking of the ‘Great days out on GNER’ and their big sale.

After hearing it for the nth time, kiddo went.. well the sale is no good if they are on strike all the time.. (fair point )

Why have you bumped a near-decade old thread??

 

[Mudball]

Why have you bumped a near-decade old thread??

I did not want to start a new one.. so i searched ‘funny kid’ and found 3 threads… this was the youngest

 

[Deleted member 30853]

I did not want to start a new one.. so i searched ‘funny kid’ and found 3 threads… this was the youngest

Bit of an odd thing to be searching for on a golf forum

 

[Mudball]

Bit of an odd thing to be searching for on a golf forum

This forum is the only social contact I have

It’s got everything- proud dad, irritations, gladden, cricket, footy, DIY , EV, Solar etc. So where else to search for odd things..

 

[SteveW86]

Why have you bumped a near-decade old thread??

Surely thats a good thing if its relevant. Far too often we get multiple threads on the same subject.

Though I was surprised to see this was from 2014, I remember a very smiliarly titled thread much more recently than that.

 

[Voyager EMH]

2014 is fairly recent.

Only roughly 15% of my lifetime away.

Having just read through the few posts on this thread, they could have been written yesterday and would be just as amusing if that were true.

 

[Mudball]

Surely thats a good thing if its relevant. Far too often we get multiple threads on the same subject.

Though I was surprised to see this was from 2014, I remember a very smiliarly titled thread much more recently than that.

Somewhere in the back of my head, I was sure I had read a thread like this..

There are 3 threads with very similar title on the subject.. I picked the first one that came in the search.. I thought it was the youngest

 

[Neilds]

Back on track.....

We offered to take our 8 yr old niece to see Chicken Run 2 over Christmas but she said she didn't like cartoons. When I asked her about Lilo and Stitch and pointed out her birthday party was L&S themed and 90% of her presents were L&S, she said.....

That was on Disney+ and I'll tell you that Disney don't do cartoons!

Obviously never heard of Mickey and all his mates

 

[SteveW86]

To keep on topic, Sophia has been coming out with some crackers recently.

We are expecting our 2nd and the Mrs is definitely looking pregnant. So Sophia is now coming out with "Daddy, mummy has a baby in her tummy, but what is your excuse for your belly. You need to do some exercise" She's 4 and already a little sh*t.

 

[cliveb]

How old are "kids" allowed to be in this thread?

Playing Articulate on Xmas day with daughter (age 30) and her hubby:
Son-in-law: "He wrote Moby Dick"
Daughter: "Charles Dickens"
Son-in-law: "Correct"


(Daughter is a teacher )

 

[Orikoru]

How old are "kids" allowed to be in this thread?

Playing Articulate on Xmas day with daughter (age 30) and her hubby:
Son-in-law: "He wrote Moby Dick"
Daughter: "Charles Dickens"
Son-in-law: "Correct"


(Daughter is a teacher )

We love Articulate! Got three versions of it. That's the good thing about it - you don't really need to be correct you just need to be on the same wavelength as the rest of your team. e.g. My wife and I do quite well as a team, purely because I know exactly how she thinks.

 

[NearHull]

Stolen from Radio 2. Two teachers speaking about a podcast that they run, claim this story as true.

Angelic 6 year old girl asks her teacher if she would like to hear a joke.

Teacher. “ Yes, of course“

Angelic 6 year old “ What do you get from a pig?”
Teacher “ I don’t know”
Angelic 6 year old “ pork”

Angelic 6 year old “ What do you get from sheep?”
Teacher “ I don’t know”
Angelic 6 year old “ lamb”

Angelic 6 year old “ What do you get from a cow?”
Teacher “ I don’t know”
Angelic 6 year old “ Homework “

 

[ColchesterFC]

I think everyone is missing the point here quite spectacularly. What we all really need to know is whether, almost 10 years later, @vkurup's kid is now big and old enough to hit the ball all the way into the trees.