Forum Golf Carol Service Time.

[SocketRocket]

Guess it's time for our traditional festive/golf carol service. I'll get us started, please feel free to join in!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A Padraig on a par three.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[Foxholer]

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[Foxholer]

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[FairwayDodger]

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[SocketRocket]

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

Damn! I was going for '5 Turbulated Pings'

 

[SocketRocket]

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[Break90]

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three​

 

[Foxholer]

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

8 Practice Swings
7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
Three ProV1s
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 pairs of Myjoys
8 Practice Swings
7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
several three putts
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

Slight amendment there

 

[SocketRocket]

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

10 Forumers long driving
9 pairs of Myjoys
8 Practice Swings
7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
several three putts
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[Paul_Stewart]

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

11 shots in a bunker
10 Forumers long driving
9 pairs of Myjoys
8 Practice Swings
7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
several three putts
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[SocketRocket]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 mods Infracting
11 shots in a bunker
10 Forumers long driving
9 pairs of Myjoys
8 Practice Swings
7 custom fittings
6 Vokies Shanking
Five Golf Swings
Fore Right Pro Shouts
several three putts
Two Pringle sweaters
and a Padraig on a par three

 

[SocketRocket]

We Three Pings of Orient are:

 

[anotherdouble]

We Three Pings of Orient are:

Driving far to reach our par

 

[SocketRocket]

Driving far to reach our par

Westwood Leading

 

[anotherdouble]

Westwood Leading

And Tiger bleeding

 

[SocketRocket]

And Tiger bleeding

Following yonder Par

 

[anotherdouble]

The first golf hole, the caddy did say

 

[SocketRocket]

The first golf hole, the caddy did say

To a certain young Seve in fields where he played.