Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Bite
Ok, here's what happened.
Smiffy carves one in the trees. We all go and look for it.
After what seemed an age, Smiffy finally gives it up and says "well, thats my 5 minutes up"
As I didn't have a watch on, I took his word for it.
Walking back to his bag, he spots a ball out on the other side of the fairway. He goes to check it and sure enough it's his.
If it had been a friendly, of course you could have played it.
But in a team match, rulez is rulez
So, not only did he play off the wrong handicap, he threw his 9 iron around the course so much he eventually lost it, he also wanted 6 minutes to find his ball.
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No wonder I took pity on him and let him half the 18th to win the game.
Wrong.
It was my 8 iron