For the poets out there on Valentines

[Khamelion]

Come on then lets have the best verse you added to a valentines card, the 'Roses are red...' kind of thing.

Violets are Blue
Roses are Red
Take off your clothes
and take me to bed

 

[user2010]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If the DNA test proves you're my Sister
I'll stop sleeping with you!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I am a Poet ....but I do not know it.

 

[Rooter]

Roses are Red-ish
Violets are Blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.

Not very romantic, but the only roses are red i can remember and wont get me an infraction.

 

[Captainron]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm off to the range
you'll think of something to do

valentines day is a waste of time!

 

[Imurg]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Aardvarks are a sort of muddy brown colour....

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Oh my Luv is Like a red Red Rose
That's newly...

damn - just googled it and some guy called Burns has already done it

 

[Tashyboy]

LP is red
paddy is white,
Tashy is blue,
white rhymes with alrite.

ooooh I was close to an infraction there 😂

 

[Deleted member 15344]

LP is red
paddy is white,
Tashy is blue,
white rhymes with alrite.

ooooh I was close to an infraction there 😂

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Without Sheikh Mansour
You would be in league 2

 

[Tashyboy]

Roses are red
City are blue
Without Sheikh Mansour
You would be in league 2

😂😂😂

 

[GMC1981]

Roses are red , Violets are blue .
Rangers went bust , Sevco is new .

 

[Doon frae Troon]

In a Highlands B&B bathroom

If you sprinkle whilst you tinkle
Be a sweet and keep it neat.

 

[Khamelion]

In a Highlands B&B bathroom

If you sprinkle whilst you tinkle
Be a sweet and keep it neat.

Saw the same one years ago which said

If you sprinkle while you tinkle
BE a sweetie wipe the seatie

 

[Leftie]

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.