Five words to ruin a date!

[ManinBlack]

I forgot my hemorrhoid cream

 

[Foxholer]

I play Golf every day!

My Golf's important to me!

What is your Golf handicap?

 

[c1973]

Was your boob job expensive?

Are those your own teeth?

Sorry, what's your name again?

 

[Paul_Stewart]

My name's Smiffy... cheque please.

 

[Hobbit]

Couldn't your daughter make it?

 

[Break90]

OK if mum joins us?

 

[williamalex1]

You really suit that mustache.

 

[Stuey01]

Let me introduce my wife

 

[chrisd]

Are you still a man?

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Give that one five minutes

 

[Fish]

I think we will go to Eastbourne

 

[SocketRocket]

VD Clinic does good food!

 

[triple_bogey]

''You're sister was even better''

 

[HomerJSimpson]

They let you out?

 

[SocketRocket]

VD Clinic does good food!

Good, Im going in!

 

[USER1999]

The ladies tee. Really? Wow!

 

[stevelev]

Can the team join in

 

[Paul_Stewart]

I moderate on this forum

 

[bladeplayer]

When did u shower last

how open minded are you

dont dress in the dark

do u own a mirror

 

[wrighty1874]

Do you spit or swallow?