Five words to ruin a date!

[6inchcup]

"i play with PING clubs"

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I moderate on this forum

Infraction for Mr Stewart .....(only joking) :thup:

 

[Imurg]

Infraction for Mr Stewart .....(only joking) :thup:

That's only 4 words - or 6 if you're Foxy...:ears:

 

[CMAC]

Siri, do you like her?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Siri, do you like her?

Possibly a winner

 

[sportsbob]

Just been released from prison

 

[Slab]

I'm on Twitter and Facebook!

i-phones are the best because...

Do you like X Factor?

... you had to be there!

 

[Piece]

I'm custom fitted for you!

 

[SocketRocket]

Bet nothing from this thread gets into next Golf Monthly Mag's Forum!

 

[chellie]

How well hung are you

 

[chrisd]

How well hung are you

Larger than forum average length

 

[chellie]

Larger than forum average length

Is that yards or metric

 

[chrisd]

Is that yards or metric

Guesswork

 

[chellie]

Guesswork

I've got a tape measure

 

[chrisd]

I've got a tape measure

Real length, you are joking?

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Bet nothing from this thread gets into next Golf Monthly Mag's Forum!

That's way too many words....

"I write Bill's back page"

 

[JCW]

who let the dogs out

 

[Sweep]

It's bigger than your brother's

 

[chrisd]

It's bigger than your brother's

It's smaller than your mums

 

[pokerjoke]

Chrisd going to join us.

I was going to say someone else but he would have started whinning