Five words to ruin a date!

[Deleted member 15717]

I'd give that 5 minutes...

 

[SocketRocket]

Phew! Did you do that?

 

[Liverbirdie]

It will stop itching soon.......

 

[Piece]

Sorry, it just wouldn't flush

 

[Rooter]

Chloroform wears off after 20

 

[ColchesterFC]

Your mum did it better.

 

[Piece]

Its not touching the sides

 

[SocketRocket]

The voices said you're nice!

 

[richart]

I'm a Golf Monthly forumer.oo:

 

[CMAC]

I'm a Golf Monthly forumer.oo:

winner :clap:

 

[Rooter]

You mighta heard of me.....

 

[Marshy77]

Will you clean my balls

 

[drewster]

my tags bleeping, must go !!

 

[Tashyboy]

Get your coat, you've pulled.

 

[North Mimms]

My husband's in The Army

 

[ADB]

well your sister liked it

your choice, Bigmac or nuggets

my tourettes has improved recently

 

[Farneyman]

"Does this smell of chloroform..."

 

[PhilTheFragger]

You been eating garlic today?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I've been eating garlic today!

 

[chrisd]

It's not a big rash