Finish the Golfers Christmas poem

[bladeplayer]

Add your own verse ,

(1)
Twas just before Christmas & all through the lands ,
Us golfers were hatching our new year plans.
No more trebble bogeys , im goint to break par .
Im going eat in the restruant and drink at the bar,
I promise to change my shoes in the locker room
& not at the car ..

(2)

 

[pokerjoke]

Add your own verse ,

(1)
Twas just before Christmas & all through the lands ,
Us golfers were hatching our new year plans.
No more trebble bogeys , im goint to break par .
Im going eat in the restruant and drink at the bar,
I promise to change my shoes in the locker room
& not at the car ..

(2)

Santas coming oh what will he bring
Will it be something that helps with my swing
It could be a putter,or a new driver
Bought off ebay, for less than a fiver
Whatever he delivers,or whatever it is
If it doesn't work
I could always join Smithy down the river and fish.

 

[Rooter]

(1)
Twas just before Christmas & all through the lands ,
Us golfers were hatching our new year plans.
No more trebble bogeys , im goint to break par .
Im going eat in the restruant and drink at the bar,
I promise to change my shoes in the locker room
& not at the car ..

(2)
Santas coming oh what will he bring
Will it be something that helps with my swing
It could be a putter,or a new driver
Bought off ebay, for less than a fiver
Whatever he delivers,or whatever it is
If it doesn't work
I could always join Smithy down the river and fish.

(3)
The PGA pro, his name was Stevie
He promised me wedge play as seen on TV
No more fats and no more thins,
you should have seen my massive grin!
Out on the course it all went sour
Looking for balls for another hour.

 

[AmandaJR]

(1)
Twas just before Christmas & all through the lands ,
Us golfers were hatching our new year plans.
No more trebble bogeys , im goint to break par .
Im going eat in the restruant and drink at the bar,
I promise to change my shoes in the locker room
& not at the car ..

(2)
Santas coming oh what will he bring
Will it be something that helps with my swing
It could be a putter,or a new driver
Bought off ebay, for less than a fiver
Whatever he delivers,or whatever it is
If it doesn't work
I could always join Smithy down the river and fish.

(3)
The PGA pro, his name was Stevie
He promised me wedge play as seen on TV
No more fats and no more thins,
you should have seen my massive grin!
Out on the course it all went sour
Looking for balls for another hour.

(4)
The wind is howling and the rain how it pours,
Most sensible folk are staying indoors.
But not the golfer, who has time off work,
Who cares if that rainhat makes him look like a berk.
It's off to the course for 18 holes or more
Course closed on Xmas Day? Oh what a bore...

 

[MadAdey]

(5)
in LA for Xmas with the fiancée for me,
so no cold hands making me shank one off the tee.
opening up that present it feels like balls,
They must have gone to Argos,
It's 15 pinnacles!

 

[SocketRocket]

(6)
My Golfing skills could do with a change
So i'm off with JustOne down to the range
I now understand the 'new ball flight laws'
and what once were a slices are now 'baby draws'
This wannabe Guru I really must thank
He's even managed to lose me my Shank.

 

[London mike 61]

(7)

I made my ball slice
i made my ball hook
i made it go straight
just like text book
all I need now to wait and see
if I can hit it past the ladies tee!!

 

[Mattyboy]

Two twenty yards out
I could carry the water
A 3 iron I thought
but my hybrid I outta
I hit it as well
As I possibly could
But hell was I wrong
Should have used a wood

(not very Christmassy I know......)