Embarrassing Golf Moments

[williamalex1]

same happened to a mate of mine at a works outing a few years ago at the very very well kept drumpellier g.c coatbridge . on the 18th tee my mate took a divot which looked like a medium sized crocodile, with the head green keeper who had stopped filling in the odd divot to let us play . my mate went to replace his divot . but heard a growl just f --- leave it, glad it wissnae me

 

[granters]

When we were juniors we were on the 16th green and my wee pal missed a putt and thus scuttled his brand new z balata off the green into the bushes beyond the 17th tee.we putted out and then approached said tee.wee mate went off to retrieve his prized ball from the bushes.as he disappeared,we heard a scream akin to a banshee on cocaine,followed by him running back towards us,followed by a pensioner with a massive dod of shitey toilet roll in his hand.all I remember is rolling around on the tee unable to physically breath.

It was at the same tee the same mate once threw his driver into the middle of a pond in a fit of rage,and was grounded for 2 weeks.how I miss junior golf

 

[thecraw]

When we were juniors we were on the 16th green and my wee pal missed a putt and thus scuttled his brand new z balata off the green into the bushes beyond the 17th tee.we putted out and then approached said tee.wee mate went off to retrieve his prized ball from the bushes.as he disappeared,we heard a scream akin to a banshee on cocaine,followed by him running back towards us,followed by a pensioner with a massive dod of shitey toilet roll in his hand.all I remember is rolling around on the tee unable to physically breath.

It was at the same tee the same mate once threw his driver into the middle of a pond in a fit of rage,and was grounded for 2 weeks.how I miss junior golf

I used to love "that" par 3 from the 16th tee to the 3rd green. Great hole eh, Grant!

 

[granters]

Crackin hole craw! Championship standard par 3,especially when the ol boys weren't watchin,or wiping their arses in the bushes.which reminds me,his shirt was untucked,I shoulda reported

 

[thecraw]

Crackin hole craw! Championship standard par 3,especially when the ol boys weren't watchin,or wiping their arses in the bushes.which reminds me,his shirt was untucked,I shoulda reported

Junior Golf at Fereneze! :thup:


Never forget the night we were all in the field and Frosty and Drew were trying to hit the horses. Out of the blue this woman appears out of the bushes with a big snarling feck off Rottweiler and begins shouting at Frosty. Frosty being Frosty gave her a few choice words in return to which the woman says

"I'll set my dog on you!"

At this point most people would take a step back but Frosty quick as a flash replies

"I'll set my 5 iron on you!!"

I was creasing myself at that as the woman retreats muttering about phoning the police. Dear oh dear these were the days!

 

[Deke]

When we were juniors we were on the 16th green and my wee pal missed a putt and thus scuttled his brand new z balata off the green into the bushes beyond the 17th tee.we putted out and then approached said tee.wee mate went off to retrieve his prized ball from the bushes.as he disappeared,we heard a scream akin to a banshee on cocaine,followed by him running back towards us,followed by a pensioner with a massive dod of shitey toilet roll in his hand.all I remember is rolling around on the tee unable to physically breath.

It was at the same tee the same mate once threw his driver into the middle of a pond in a fit of rage,and was grounded for 2 weeks.how I miss junior golf

That is the best so far mate,classic!

 

[williamalex1]

When we were juniors we were on the 16th green and my wee pal missed a putt and thus scuttled his brand new z balata off the green into the bushes beyond the 17th tee.we putted out and then approached said tee.wee mate went off to retrieve his prized ball from the bushes.as he disappeared,we heard a scream akin to a banshee on cocaine,followed by him running back towards us,followed by a pensioner with a massive dod of shitey toilet roll in his hand.all I remember is rolling around on the tee unable to physically breath.

It was at the same tee the same mate once threw his driver into the middle of a pond in a fit of rage,and was grounded for 2 weeks.how I miss junior golf

are you sure it wasn't the turd green you played to