Doughnut Award

[Lord Tyrion]

After getting off last year on a technicality David Beckham has just been banned for 6 months for driving whilst on a phone. He was driving his Bentley at the time. Now I would have thought he would have been more careful after getting away with one but even more stupid, surely to heavens a car costing over £100k has to have a hands free system? My wife has a cheap and nasty C1 and that has a built in phone system. How big a doughnut do you have to be to hold a phone whilst having a car that has hands free built in?

 

[Dando]

to be fair to him the lift doesn't go to the top floor!

 

[Imurg]

About as big a doughnut as getting the spelling wrong in the title

The punishment is no t enough to put people off doing it.
He's actually quite unlucky to get caught. So few Police on the streets .....

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Imurg, no idea what you are talking about . Fair cop guv

 

[Dando]

About as big a doughnut as getting the spelling wrong in the title

The punishment is no t enough to put people off doing it.
He's actually quite unlucky to get caught. So few Police on the streets .....

may I politly sugest you cheque youre own post befor pulling some1 up on there spelin

 

[chrisd]

may I politly sugest you cheque youre own post befor pulling some1 up on there spelin

Grate too sea sumwon wiv a propa comand off thee Inglish langwige 👍

 

[Dando]

Grate too sea sumwon wiv a propa comand off thee Inglish langwige 👍

fanx m8

 

[Imurg]

may I politly sugest you cheque youre own post befor pulling some1 up on there spelin

That's not spelling - that's a misplacement of letters

 

[Dando]

That's not spelling - that's a misplacement of letters

Don’t start being all sensible and spoiling a bit of fun!

 

[chrisd]

That's not spelling - that's a misplacement of letters

Like Eric Morecambe's all the right letters but not necessarily in the right order 😣

 

[Pin-seeker]

Not even sure why this is such big news.

 

[Hobbit]

That's not spelling - that's a misplacement of letters

Really? I thought you were telling us there was "no tea." Us Yorkshire folk have no truck with that sort of talk.

 

[Imurg]

Really? I thought you were telling us there was "no tea." Us Yorkshire folk have no truck with that sort of talk.

You can keep yer dirty dishwater....

 

[Deleted member 18645]

One of the crossbeams has gone out of skew on the treadle ...