Doorbell

[Sponge1980]

Darth Vader's music from Star Wars

 

[CliveW]

A local council estate where I used to live had a door to door salesman doing the rounds selling wireless door bells when they first came out. Relatively cheap and easy to install, many of the residents bought and installed them only to find out that they were all on the same radio frequency, so if one bell push was pressed, every bell within range rang!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

The theme from the Adams Family

 

[Khamelion]

The Rhyme of the ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden, 15 or so minutes long, anyne who waits that long is either family or really really desperate to sell you something.

 

[Imurg]

Who are You?

Black Sabbath -the first line only "What is this that stands before me?"

 

[chrisd]

My dingaling

 

[Tashyboy]

Paid £20 for a brass door bell. Some toe rag then knicked it. Me head went so I spent £299 on a CCTV system. It's not happening again.

 

[LIG]

"Bing! Bong!" Much prefer that than the rubbish we currently have - some totally random series of bangs and trills!

 

[upsidedown]

Conquest of paradise

 

[williamalex1]

Paid £20 for a brass door bell. Some toe rag then knicked it. Me head went so I spent £299 on a CCTV system. It's not happening again.

Sounds like a knock knocker joke

 

[Khamelion]

A massive air horn from a big rig or locomotive, something that goes

DIIIIIIIING DOOOOOONG!!!!!!

 

[Golfmmad]

I'd have,

HELLO, from Adele!

 

[SocketRocket]

'Esmeralda, it's the bells!