Tashyboy
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Missis T has just sat through that shower of crap.
somebody should be sent down for remaking that classic film.
somebody should be sent down for remaking that classic film.
Dirty dancing 2017 remake.
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PhilTheFragger
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My boss watched it , I caught the odd bit.
It was a total remake apart from Danny looked like he would burst into tears if you messed with your hair, compared to the bunch of fives that Patrick Swayze would have given you, and Baby was a bit more dumpy than baby in the original.
I don't mind a remake if it brings something new to the table, but this was poor, what was Nicole schertzinger thinking when she agreed to take part?
It was a total remake apart from Danny looked like he would burst into tears if you messed with your hair, compared to the bunch of fives that Patrick Swayze would have given you, and Baby was a bit more dumpy than baby in the original.
I don't mind a remake if it brings something new to the table, but this was poor, what was Nicole schertzinger thinking when she agreed to take part?
williamalex1
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I heard the music earlier so i knew the wife was watching it in the back room. So i danced in right at the finale doing my Patrick Swayze 
, and said come on baby, but she didn't trust me and refused to jump. 
Ah well plan B , poison mushrooms :rofl:
, and said come on baby, but she didn't trust me and refused to jump. Ah well plan B , poison mushrooms :rofl:
PhilTheFragger
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Mind bleach please William 
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Jensen
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The wife put it on, it was so cringeworthy I could literally feel my skin crawl.
It was even worse than the Johnny Depp remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
It was even worse than the Johnny Depp remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The wife and i only saw the original for the first time a couple of months ago... and that was sheer hite, so i can't imagine how bad a remake was...
Tashyboy
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Rooter
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I watched the Keith and Paddy remake, it made the film quite good!
Slab
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I head they’d done a remake of Dirty Dancing! Haven’t seen it but the synopsis looks interesting…
***Spoiler Alert***
A dysfunctional family from Catford win a holiday to Centre Parcs for the entire summer (one week) after a controversial & highly charged appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show where DNA tests conclusively prove that the family ‘dad’ is both the biological father and mother to his 17yr old daughter
Weirdly Centre Parcs is run by Max Kellerman (played by Piers Morgan) who employs Johnny Castle, a cockney wide boy, as a pilate instructor (played by Simon Cowell) who’s role it is to teach pilates to park guests as part of a weight loss reality tv show, the winner being decided not by who sheds the most pounds but who sheds the most tears
The character ‘Baby’ has undergone a little modernization and name change for this remake. ‘Chantel’ is now played by the entire Kardashian sisters depending on how much bum is required in any given shot (Chantel’s full face is never seen in the film) and its not long before she develops the inevitable crush on Johnny in a typical girl meets boy, boy is self-centered, girls father scorns boy, boy dances with girl in the rain, dad/mom argues with girl, everyone cries, type of story
There follows much crying for no apparent reason by most of the main characters and extras, this lasts what seems like an eternity but I’m told is more like 97 minutes
The film ends with an end of season talent show (who didn’t see that coming!) that Johnny refuses to take part in as he believes it demeans his skills to have the audience vote on his pilate routine unless he can add an interpretive mime aspect he’s been secretly working on all summer with a Kardashian/s where he pretends to massage & mould her buttocks in an effort to increase the volume of her rear-end (unknown to Johnny all the girls have just been eating lots of bacon sarnies to gain the same results)
As it happens Chantel’s dad/mom has also banned her from taking part anyway so we’re left with all the Kardashians (all vying for screen time) sitting together in a rather large booth as a lead up to the immortal line when Simon, seeing that the show will go on without him, can’t stand to be left out any longer & rushes over screaming to dad/mom “Nobody puts Chantel in a corner!â€
We’re left with a different ending to the original however as Simon is now faced with many crying Chantels and a confused look on his face as he tries to work out which one cries the bestest before before finally choosing the fat one and forming a splinter girl group with the rest which he names ‘The Cry Baby’s who go on to get a Christmas hit with their workout DVD boxset on how to make the best bacon sarnie
End (roll credits)
p.s Piers Morgan won the who cried the most contest
***Spoiler Alert***
A dysfunctional family from Catford win a holiday to Centre Parcs for the entire summer (one week) after a controversial & highly charged appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show where DNA tests conclusively prove that the family ‘dad’ is both the biological father and mother to his 17yr old daughter
Weirdly Centre Parcs is run by Max Kellerman (played by Piers Morgan) who employs Johnny Castle, a cockney wide boy, as a pilate instructor (played by Simon Cowell) who’s role it is to teach pilates to park guests as part of a weight loss reality tv show, the winner being decided not by who sheds the most pounds but who sheds the most tears
The character ‘Baby’ has undergone a little modernization and name change for this remake. ‘Chantel’ is now played by the entire Kardashian sisters depending on how much bum is required in any given shot (Chantel’s full face is never seen in the film) and its not long before she develops the inevitable crush on Johnny in a typical girl meets boy, boy is self-centered, girls father scorns boy, boy dances with girl in the rain, dad/mom argues with girl, everyone cries, type of story
There follows much crying for no apparent reason by most of the main characters and extras, this lasts what seems like an eternity but I’m told is more like 97 minutes
The film ends with an end of season talent show (who didn’t see that coming!) that Johnny refuses to take part in as he believes it demeans his skills to have the audience vote on his pilate routine unless he can add an interpretive mime aspect he’s been secretly working on all summer with a Kardashian/s where he pretends to massage & mould her buttocks in an effort to increase the volume of her rear-end (unknown to Johnny all the girls have just been eating lots of bacon sarnies to gain the same results)
As it happens Chantel’s dad/mom has also banned her from taking part anyway so we’re left with all the Kardashians (all vying for screen time) sitting together in a rather large booth as a lead up to the immortal line when Simon, seeing that the show will go on without him, can’t stand to be left out any longer & rushes over screaming to dad/mom “Nobody puts Chantel in a corner!â€
We’re left with a different ending to the original however as Simon is now faced with many crying Chantels and a confused look on his face as he tries to work out which one cries the bestest before before finally choosing the fat one and forming a splinter girl group with the rest which he names ‘The Cry Baby’s who go on to get a Christmas hit with their workout DVD boxset on how to make the best bacon sarnie
End (roll credits)
p.s Piers Morgan won the who cried the most contest
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