David Blane record broken

[The_Squire]

David Blane was said to be annoyed after his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.




No volcanic ash in the clouds today from Iceland but reports say a shower of s**t is heading our way from South Africa.

 

[Imurg]

Quality again

I'm lovin' these...

 

[smange]

To the tune of Tight Fit, The Lion Sleeps Tonight

In the jungle, the South African Jungle
3 lions sleep tonight
Cause in the morning, the early morning
They have to catch a flight
A win no way a win no way a win no way

 

[Iaing]

Severe flood alert for northern England........

Caused by millions of Scots pishing themselves laughing.

 

[madandra]

Capello has changed from a 442 to a 747



Sorry for repeating myself lads but I did chuckle when I was told this ... by a Yorkshireman

 

[SimonS]

Oxo are bringing out a new cube. It's white with a red cross on it called "laughing stock"!!

 

[Dodger]

My mate went to a hooker joint last night and gave the hooker £45 and asked to be humiliated.........she passed him and england shirt.

 

[madandra]

So England beat Germany and got Argentina in the next round and Messi declares he could beat them on his own and the team call his bluff and stay in the dressing room. So the Argentina tea are looking at Teletext and its 1-0 to them at half time and at full time Messi comes into the dressing room in teas coz it eded 1-1. Tevez says that 1-1 is a good score for one man but Messi says:


'I got sent off after 70 minutes'