Clock watching

sunshine

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Sing it to myself dear boy 😉

Alternatively as soon as we start to look I just turn a 3min egg timer that‘s fixed to my trolley.
You have an egg timer fixed to your trolley? Do you cook eggs on the golf course? Boiled eggs take longer than 3 minutes. Have you ever timed it to check it is accurately 3 minutes?
 

Pants

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I bet you bring a ray of sunshine into the lives of everyone you play with :rolleyes:
 

Backsticks

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Then we all add in the, how important is it that I/PlayingPartner find this ball, correcton factor.

That changes the speed of time in an Einsteinian way :
- Doesnt matter - 3 minutes runs out faster.
- Matters to my opponent but my card is rubbish - time extends to 5 normal earth minutes.
- Its my ball, the Captains prize, I am about to post a winning score, and it will be my best ever - time slows so that the 3 mins now take a standard 8 earth minutes, while the group behind gets increasingly infuriated - time has not slowed down for them unfortunately, and they are tapping their watches to signal this.
 
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I have the Speaking Clock on speed dial, I just give her a quick ring and then put my phone on speaker so everyone can get the benefit. I don't know why everyone has to make it so complicated.
 
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