Clever Quotes

[GreiginFife]

In God we trust... everyone else must bring data! (W.Edwards Deming)

 

[HomerJSimpson]

My man...Homer Simpson:

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

As you might expect I have a few more Homer goldie's

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

 

[Region3]

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top 1.

Brian Clough.

 

[Region3]

Can't remember the name, but a travelling companion on a journey with Einstein.

He explained his theory to me every day, and by the end of the trip I was fully convinced that he understood it.

 

[bobmac]

Smiffy to Sam.... if you weren't so ugly I'd kiss you
Sam to Smiffy....if you weren't so ugly I'd let you

 

[bobmac]

Not a quote but still clever

 

[User62651]

If everybody's somebody nobody's anybody......anon

It's like a carbuncle on the nose of an old friend......Prince of Wales (re dodgy architecture), not a saying but wise words nonetheless imo.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.......Winston Churchill

 

[PhilTheFragger]

In The Book Of Life, The Answers Are Not In The Back: Charlie Brown, Peanuts

America......... Large Wide Open Spaces........Surrounded By Teeth Charles Luckman

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Life is like a box of chocolates

 

[Rooter]

Life is like a box of chocolates

Stupid is, as stupid does...

 

[Hobbit]

The mantra I try and live by;

"Every day is a nice day, but some are nicer than others."

This week, and especially today is severely testing it. Our vet is on speed dial, and is expecting our call.

 

[ruff-driver]

A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.