Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
The lazy so and so's who play in competitions without basic knowledge of the rules of golf.
Met a few of them in my time.
Maybe not cheats but close to the line.
Played with a guy in Turkey last year. Nice lad, played off 15.
Par 4 with a lake all the way down the left hand side. He hits a massive great hook off the tee into the water. Tees another ball up and calls it a "provisional".....
Proceeds to dump that in the lake as well and then decides he is going to take a drop by the waters edge and play 3 from there......sorry mate, you can't do that. I had to explain in full detail why he couldn't but he eventually accepted it. He couldn't get his head around the fact that his second effort wasn't a provisional.
I felt awkward calling it, but how many times in the past had he done the same thing with other guys who didn't call him and put himself down for a point or two on a hole he had no right to???