BobMac went to the doctors....

[Smiffy]

"Yes Mr McArthur, what seems to be the problem?" says the Doc.
"Well, it's my Penis" says Bob.
"What's wrong with your penis?" asks the Doctor.
"Well it's tiny" say Bob, "and I'm embarrassed by it"
"Don't be silly" says the Doc, "all men think their penis's are small. It's a "man thing". I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about"
"But seriously Doc, mine is very small. Minute even" cries Bob.
"Don't be daft!" says the Doc.
"Look, I'll have a look at it if it makes you feel any better. Whip it out man" he continues.
So Bob duly undoes his flies and flips his tadger out.
"My, my" exclaims the Doctor, "that is tiny isn't it? One of the smallest, if not the smallest I've ever seen! Tell me, can you pee ok through it?"
"Why yes" says Bob, "no problem at all"
"Well, I'd just use it for that then" says the Doc.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

If that joke was any older it would have been written in sandscrit

Fragger

 

[brendy]

Smiffy went to the doctors surgery and strode up to the counter and waited in line. When it was his turn to speak to the receptionist, a greying 50 something wearing a cardy, glasses and a frown asked him what was the problem. "it's my c€ck" he said, almost a little too loudly.
"your what sir?" she spluttered and looked across the waiting room to see if anyone heard this outburst.
"my c£ck, you know? Tadger, todger, tallywhacker, d@ck"
Well this sent Gladys off on one, "you rude man" she said, " you go outside and come back in and when you come back in call it your elbow."
Smiffy grudgingly agreed feeling he was being taught a lesson at his tender time in life.
Out he went and a minute later he was back at the counter, Gladys asked Smiffy what his ailment was, Smiffy said loudly " it's my elbow miss" Gladys smiled, " and what is wrong with your elbow sir?"
Smiffy stood upright and announced "well I can't pi$$ out of it"

 

[bobmac]

Where's my bloody list
2 "fs" in Smiff.

Do I have to buy some spoons now to stir my coffee with?

 

[drawboy]

I ran into the doc's and slapped my tadger on his desk. He looked down at it and said Whats wrong with that? Nowt I said *ucking brill int it.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Smiffy goes to the watchmakers and clock shop

places his tiny todger on the table and asks if he could have two hands on it.

Sorry Smiffy

Fragger