Best chat up lines you've used or heard

[GoBeavisLong]

Easy. Go up to a bunch of girls with 2 friends and ask them to settle a (fictional) debate of who of your friends has the worst hair. Cue much talk and all three ladies swept off their feet.

 

[SocketRocket]

He said "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it".
She said .... . . "You wear pants don't you? "

 

[Smiffy]

"Hello, I'm a keen coin collector and I couldn't help noticing that you've got a very nice pair of threepenny bits"

 

[Sharktooth]

It must have hurt when you fell from heaven. Let me buy you a drink to soothe the pain

 

[Cherry13]

Is your dad a thief???

cause im sure I seen him nick my wheelie bin this morning....