Best chat up lines you've used or heard

[Khamelion]

I've not used but have heard

"got any geordie in you?"
"no"
"Would you like some?"

Or there is the classic and the brilliant retort.

"Would you like to dance?"
"no"
"Sorry you mishear me, I said you ass looks fat in those pants"

 

[bigslice]

i use 'hello my name is davy' seems to work

 

[richart]

i use 'hello my name is davy' seems to work

I will try that one then.

 

[Rooter]

I tried, "i spend a lot of time talking to random people about golf on the internetz."

My mrs didnt want to sleep with me that night.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Ah said to Hairy Mary can a run ye home
A'll jist pit oan ma new pair o sand shoes!

The old one are the best.

 

[Andy]

Did that belt come with a boomerang? ;-)

 

[quinn]

I work for an estate agent....I've got a nice semi I could show you...

 

[Captainron]

Lick the tip of your finger and touch the girls top and then your top and say 'why don't we go back to mine and get out of these wet clothes'

 

[Andy]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Got me a slap that one lol

 

[Cuda]

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water

 

[Pin-seeker]

Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

 

[Wenglish]

Does this smell of chloroform?

 

[drawboy]

Do you fancy going halves on a family allowance book?

 

[Chrisb83]

"do you like chocolate?"

"yes"

"Well drop your snickers I'll give you a boost"

 

[chrisd]

"how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"unfertilized preferably"

 

[mikee247]

:rofl: Some crackers there!!

Do you sleep on you front babe? No - well do you mind if I do?

Grab your coat youv'e pulled

This face leaves in 5 mins - be on it!

Those legs would make great ear warmers!!

And it goes on..... Alas nowadays my dribbling tends to get in the way of any possible chat up scenarios!

 

[Mattyboy]

Upon returning to my mates in a club after another failed attempt I once said 'I knew I was in trouble when I looked up and saw my ankles!'

Look cool Trigger - look Cool.......

 

[Ethan]

Gents, some of you may soon hear the line, "Have you ever seen an infraction like that before, baby?"

There are a few remarks above which are a bit over the line. Aim for PG certificate, please.

 

[chrisd]

Gents, some of you may soon hear the line, "Have you ever seen an infraction like that before, baby?"

There are a few remarks above which are a bit over the line. Aim for PG certificate, please.

You're not wrong Ethan!

 

[Mattyboy]

["Have you ever seen an infraction like that before, baby?"[/QUOTE]

Bet that didn't woo the women!