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[Smiffy]

I've been told to rest completely for the next 48 hours or so but I can putt after Friday.

So the operation has been a bigger success than all those lessons then?


Here's to a quick recovery Martin

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Got to love my wife - got some Rotella books to read so that'll screw my mind up in time to start playing again!

 

[Imurg]

Take it easy Me Ole Mucker!

Feet up and relax. you'll be back, thinking about that swing in no time.

 

[CrapHacker]

Glad it went well

Don't rush back too quickly

Give your body time to recover.

 

[slowhand]

I agree. Forget about golf. Watch some good films on DVD instead (I'm off ill with tonsilitis and daytime tv is rubbish).

Oh, and a speedy recovery, mate.

 

[bobmac]

Homer, Ive just read this in your local paper

<u> ASCOT GAZETTE </u>

Members are amazed at the freak weather that has
struck Royal Ascot G.C. in the last 24 hours.
Overnigt, Hurricane Homer struck wrecking the
clubhouse

By mid morning, floods were washing out all the fairways

As if that wasn't enough, by lunchtime the once thought dormant volcano on the 4th, spewed its deathly lava down the fairway causing death and destruction to all within a 10 mile radius.

Luckily, by tee time, snow had fallen to cool the lava and some play was permitted.

By the evening another storm brews over the horizon

Forecasters are predicting 200 mph winds, more snow, lava and rain for the next 11 days, but the course should be open and back to normal by Sept 6th

Artist's impression of the new clubhouse to be built by next week

 

[Fore]

Good one bobmac.

All the best for a speedy recovery HomerJ.

Fore.

 

[CrapHacker]

Got to love my wife

Well, I could if you insist, but wouldn't it be better just to wait until you're feeling a bit better

 

[iwtuk]

Glad the operation went well Homer.....best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Ian

 

[Spoff]

Enjoy the rest Homer, I prescribe the Back to the Future trilogy, The Rocky anthology and also the West Wing box set.

 

[HTL]

All the best fella. A speedy recovery is needed to get you back out on the practise green. HTL wants some prizes from invitation day!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Putting on Friday and will be swinging by the 6th so get your acceptance speech ready

 

[viscount17]

so, did you sign the Consultant up for the forum?

will he be at the Spring Meet 2010?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

He's a lurker at the moment apparently but I think I've convinced him to step into the light

 

[markwarne]

Get well soon Homer

 

[viscount17]

He's a lurker at the moment apparently but I think I've convinced him to step into the light

offer him the chance to become the (unpaid) medical consultant to the forum. now how could he turn that down!

 

[Sneds]

What's he like at ACL reconstruction?

 

[SS2]

Enjoy the rest Homer, I prescribe the Back to the Future trilogy, The Rocky anthology and also the West Wing box set.

Oooh, good ideas. If you finish them all, go for all 29 episodes of Twin Peaks.

 

[slugger]

seems like a good time to watch every series of 24 and Happy Gilmore, Tin Cup and any other golfing flick )

or get yourself a PS3 and get really good at tiger woods golf (you're never too old )

Get well soon and practice that putting