Are white trousers for poofs????

[bobmac]

Are you having a giraffe or a mid-life crisis?
Just because you wear white trousers, doesn't mean you're going to turn you into Paul Casey or Justin Rose.
At your age you should go shopping for trousers with the likes of Terry Wogan or Peter Alliss in mind.
A nice beige trouser with matching cardy with pockets is more befitting a man of your years.

Forget Hugo Boss and think more George from Asda

 

[Grumps]

I've always wanted a pair of red trousers but feel my golf game is enough to keep everyone in good humour without the bright gear too.

 

[Smiffy]

So then smiffy have the kind words from your friends swayed you closer or further from getting them ?

You know that white pair of Pings on ebay?.....

Bidnabber is on the case


And I am all man in case you need confirmation

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Smiffy, you're more Farah slacks than white trousers!!!

 

[ROBBIEG10]

Marks and Spencer do some smart white trousers for about 20 quid.
They are extra lightweight and perfect for really hot or humid days to avoid a touch of the betty swollocks.
Real men who are comfortable with their sexuality can wear white. Just not for insecure feebles!!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Real men who are comfortable with their sexuality can wear white. Just not for insecure feebles!!

Yeah, men who are comfortable that they're raving irons!!!

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy, you're more Farah slacks than white trousers!!!

Bollocks

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Smiffy, you're more Farah slacks than white trousers!!!

Bollocks

Farahs give you extra room in that department, so I hear. It's to incorporate the double hernia, colostomy bag and dysfunctional winky.....

Ask Leftie.....

 

[haplesshacker]

No.

But matching leather chaps, waistcoat and caps are.

Thinking about it. There aren't any rules prohibiting those from the golf course.

 

[Macster]

I'm wif Smiffy on this one, I love the look of White trews

But because so many peeps say 'Oooo noooooooo' , it sorta makes me back off.

Smiffy, if you're man enuff, them so may I be.......

Ebay you say ?

 

[kid2]

Smiffy, you're more Farah slacks than white trousers!!!

Bollocks

Your not becoming a beautician are you Smiff?

 

[thecraw]

I've always wanted a pair of red trousers but feel my golf game is enough to keep everyone in good humour without the bright gear too.

I wore my Simon Dyson style bright red slacks today on my way to a 71, net 65, 4th place finish in the McLean Cup today.

Lucky trousers them red ones, as dapper as the Dandy Dons 4-0 win today.Won a nice wee Gore-tex jacket and a bottle of malt today! More importantly, back down to 5!

So back to red trousers, buy them!

 

[bobmac]

Teegirl here Smiffy.

You appear to be taking a bit of stick over you trying to have a little style. If I might give you a little tip, " do the hand test!", or you will have to be very careful with your undergarment selection, skin tone or White? thong or boxer?

Lots to consider.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Teegirl here Smiffy.

You appear to be taking a bit of stick over you trying to have a little style. If I might give you a little tip, " do the hand test!", or you will have to be very careful with your undergarment selection, skin tone or White? thong or boxer?

Lots to consider.

Mods - have a word!!!

You can't come on here and start mentioning thongs in relation to Smiffy - that's wrong - pure and simple!!!

I have a HORRIBLE image now.....

I need to cleanse my thoughts.....

Channel 5 here I come.....

 

[USER1999]

Smiffy (or what ever you call yourself now), no. Just no. Simples.

 

[Yerman]

Has she seen "Saturday Night Fever"?

 

[kid2]

Teegirl here Smiffy.

You appear to be taking a bit of stick over you trying to have a little style. If I might give you a little tip, " do the hand test!", or you will have to be very careful with your undergarment selection, skin tone or White? thong or boxer?

Lots to consider.

There you have it Smiff!!!!!!!
A white pants with a black thong

 

[Robobum]

Teegirl here Smiffy.

You appear to be taking a bit of stick over you trying to have a little style. If I might give you a little tip, " do the hand test!", or you will have to be very careful with your undergarment selection, skin tone or White? thong or boxer?

Lots to consider.

Gotta be commando Smiffy.

Might need a little trim first. Not a good look with baccy hanging out of your tin!!

 

[Smiffy]

Gotta be commando Smiffy.
Might need a little trim first. Not a good look with baccy hanging out of your tin!!

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Darren's comment was pure quality!!!

Go for them Smiffy, although had you down as someone with similar taste to Viscount!