A £10.00 prize.....

[Smiffy]

Is the correct answer

 

[patricks148]

I'm going to completely feck with his head.
I'm going to shake hands with him on the first tee and tell him I play off plus 2

He'll know thats not true as soon as he see's you take your first shot

 

[grumpyjock]

On the first tee "that was a bad lie though". hehehehe!

 

[john0]

Smiffy when Robert's on the first tee I dare you to crouch down behind him and say "No, right a bit, a little bit more, that's the line, now hit it you big wuss"

 

[USER1999]

I also dare you to say 'are you going to be fecking slow today, or can we play at a decent pace?'

 

[Parmo]

What are the odds of smiffy either shanking or knobbing it off the 1st? I'll have a five each way on both.

 

[Smiffy]

What are the odds of smiffy either shanking or knobbing it off the 1st? I'll have a five each way on both.

The thought hadn't even entered my head

 

[ADB]

Good luck if you start on the Dunes....I hate that tee shot




actually at the moment I hate any tee shot

Good luck and it should be an experience.

 

[richart]

Might be an idea to wear brown trousers, just in case of first tee nerves

 

[Smiffy]

Good luck if you start on the Dunes....I hate that tee shot
actually at the moment I hate any tee shot

Good luck and it should be an experience.

10.00am Shotgun start. We've got a 1 in 18 chance

 

[medwayjon]

Love the tee-shot on the dunes. Nice 5wood or 3-iron gets it nicely in play.

Have a great day Smiffy, sod the weather!

Take a razor though as you may have a beard by the time you finish!

 

[grumpyjock]

as old blue eyes says "nice and easy does it every time".
Have a great day and enjoy the moment.
Awaiting the report with baited breath.

 

[chrisd]

10.00am Shotgun start. We've got a 1 in 18 chance

You could improve the odds with judicious use of the shotgun! Dont use it on the 5th though - you don't get a shot on that hole!

Have a great day!


Chris

 

[PNWokingham]

don't wear your White Chinos! Have fun = it will be an experience... for Robert!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I fancy him to spank a great drive away (law of averages says it has to happens sometime) and Rock will be so shocked it'll be him who shanks. I bet he doesn't muck about with his caddy lining the putts up tomorrow though I think he only outs his fellow tour pros through that. Time Smiffy has rolled a couple of fags, put his frightener in his pocket, offered Rock a pound, front back and the match he'll be shot to pieces. Easy money Smiffy

 

[Smiffy]

10.00am Shotgun start. We've got a 1 in 18 chance

You could improve the odds with judicious use of the shotgun! Dont use it on the 5th though - you don't get a shot on that hole!

Have a great day!


Chris

If it's 3/4's handicap there are 9 of the bastids I don't get a shot on!!
And I'll be rolling plenty of fags prior to stepping out onto the tee. Have you ever tried rolling one up in 40mph winds????


Really looking forward to it though.

 

[grumpyjock]

all excited and cant sleep tonight, will have big black bags under the eyes in the morning. "sorry thats the normal look"
have a fine day and dont worry we all knob it off the tee at times.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I bet you'll get him saying knob by half-time - go on just keep using it and it'll drop into his sub-conscious. Then you can guarantee at the next tour event he'll miss a putt and the mikes will pick up "knob" and Radar will ask where he picked that up from. Smiffy can phone in and lay claim!

 

[Smiffy]

Just got myself a cuppa and about to shower and head off to Sandwich Bay. 2 hour run down from here and the wind is already rattling the roof tiles!
Hang on to your hats, this could be a little bumpy!!!

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=Sandwich

Will let you know how I get on later this evening.....

 

[HomerJSimpson]

If you survive!!! Good luck and play well