john0
Journeyman Pro
Smiffy, now that weve got most of the p!ss taking out the way with (there may still be a little more to follow) how come your playing with Robert tomorrow?
A £10.00 prize.....
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Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Have been invited to a ProAm tomorrow by a friend. I thought it would be "club" pro's not the touring variety!
I was looking forward to it anyway, but this is just the icing on the cake.
Shame about the forecast bad weather but it will still be an experience.
D
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Have a good day mate.
A new competition - a tenner to the person who correctly guesses how long it will take Smiffy to call Rock a knob! I am going for either the first handshake when introductions are made......or on the 1st green when Rock's caddy is lining up his putt!
A new competition - a tenner to the person who correctly guesses how long it will take Smiffy to call Rock a knob! I am going for either the first handshake when introductions are made......or on the 1st green when Rock's caddy is lining up his putt!
john0
Journeyman Pro
And another tenner to whoever correctly guesses how long it takes for Robert Rock to call smiffy a knob!
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I'm going to completely feck with his head.
I'm going to shake hands with him on the first tee and tell him I play off plus 2
I'm going to shake hands with him on the first tee and tell him I play off plus 2
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
And another tenner to whoever correctly guesses how long it takes for Robert Rock to call smiffy a knob!
Does it have to be on the actual course or does walking from the changing rooms to the first tee count?
chrisd
Major Champion
NEW COMPETITION
How many shots will Smiffy play before Rock starts to doubt the +2 handicap?
Chris
ADB
Journeyman Pro
The practice swing...
Swinger
Journeyman Pro
£10 says that smiffy doesn't call him a knob at any point and if the subject of lining up putts is broached then he will be heard to say "I don't know why more pros don't do it that way, with that amount of money on the line I'd have all the help I could get".
madandra
Money List Winner
Smiffy, I will give you a bottle of Balvenie Signature single malt if break his caddies legs or a bottle of Irn Bru if you just slap the gimp. I want picture evidence of him being airlifted to hospital.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
A big bottle or one of those little ones?
madandra
Money List Winner
An authentic GLASS bottle with 25p deposit when you return it.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
That's very generous considering where you're from.
Have you banged your head this morning???
madandra
Money List Winner
Nope, I just really want to see someone injure that pain in the arse.
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
I do hope that a Moderator of the forum isn't advocating the use of violence...
I'm tellin'...
Bratty
Princess Pouty (Queen of Fish Lips)
Nice one Smiffy.Hope you have a good round.Play well!!
viscount17
Money List Winner
David Howell?
john0
Journeyman Pro
He wishes it was!
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I won't have a problem with Rob.
I've just come off the phone with him. He's very excited and looking forward to the prospects. He's giving me one shot (he still thinks I play off plus 2 hehe!!) and he wants to play fifty front 9, fifty back 9 and fifty the match.
Must remember to take £1.50 in change with me
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
When he sees your clubs, he will know you aren't off plus 2, when he sees your swing, he'll think it's a miracle you are off 12. When he sees you puttinto another bunker, he's going to wonder if you have ever played the game before.
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