Recent content by madandra

Hi guys. I am still playing albeit more of a social golfer than trying to get better. When you hit 50 … when 50 hits you things don’t move as easily as they did 20+ years ago. We need a reunion at Goswick I think.

It’s been a few years since I regularly frequented these halls but I just wondered how many of the old guard still contribute to the forum. Can’t remember my first post or comment but I do recall many a laugh, expletive and taking money off Jezz and Paul O at St Andrews.

It’s been a while since my last post so Hi to any old timers who remember me. I’m looking at either Project X 6.5 or DG S300 for my new set of irons but need more I do. I am not gen’d up on spec so can anyone tell me the differences in laymen’s terms ?

I went to my GP and he was less than useless. He did offer to write me a line for 4 weeks which made me rather annoyed as it wasn't bad enough to stop me doing my job.

Over the last couple of years I have experienced numbness to the outside of my right knee and pain to the inside. Over the last few weeks it has became really sore if I turn/pivot. I am not currently playing so its not golf. Could it be my crutiate?

My dealers in Scotland recommend burners should buy wood from the forestry commission. There are a few chainsaw dealers who are also tree surgeons/arborists and can supply enough timber to last you a year. Personally I think timer merchants are cottoning on to the increase in demand for timber...

Smiffy, although I have only ghosted in and out of here for the past few months I will miss your words of wisdom as your osts were a few of the thousands of outstanding threads I read back. Keep the faith fella. Andy

14th of August 1984, I slipped when diving in at the local swimming pool and broke my neck. (27 years later I met my consultant at Dalmahoy when we were paired together in a four ball and he remembered me as the lucky one) 14th of August 2001, chopped the top of my left index finger off when...

I was invited by a customer to participate in their annual golf event at Kelso Golf Club this afternoon. I turned up with a dozen Srixxon Z=stars and a glove as prizes and met up staff and suppliers before the game. I was paired with two staff members I know and we were 3rd last to tee off. All...

A colleague in the south has a Titanium and th tax man his humping him due to emmissions. He said he is £50 per month worse off than when he had a Passat.

Hold on a minute ........... a double eagle would be a hole in 1 at a par five coz an eagle is 2 under par so a double eagle would be 4 under par. IT WAS AN ALBATROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bloody Yanks eff everything up. It was some shot but I am more shocked by the fact that we golfers are...

This little gem is opposite the course The Craw used to frequent. I also remember seeing a sign on a house fence in Belfast which read : **** the dog beware of the owner !!!!!!!!!!

The ConDems wer quick to praise the Arab Spring when people protested about greed and exploitation. Let's see what they say when the UK population make their point regarding fuel prices. I fuelled up my Passat last week and it clicked on £102.00.

Best one ever was as you entered a village north of Aberdeen. It read "WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE RANGE CHILDREN"

Sorry Alan but I think we are getting our wires crossed. When I referred to you as one if the 2% I meant that you were in the 2% who don't follow the Old Firm because of religion. We have had a few too's and froes over the years and I would never insult you.