Doon frae Troon
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Guys born in 1961 are winning Seniors Tour events.
You know you are getting old when....
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drdel
Tour Rookie
1. You get up in the morning to shave but see your father looking out the mirror.
2. Your golf career spans a generation.
2. Your golf career spans a generation.
Agree with #1 and I'll add
All the nurses you are recruiting are young enough to be your daughter and still be in their 20's
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.......you visit the dentist and he looks younger than your own kids.
SocketRocket
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Everything annoys you but you cant remember why!
I sometimes forget what I went into a room for or why I replied on a thread...........
yes, the AP2's seem nice but I think I'll try and get fitted for the other ones sometime
yes, the AP2's seem nice but I think I'll try and get fitted for the other ones sometime
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c1973
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When you smell of wee and remember when it was all fields around here.
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When you smell of mothballs and are addicted to werthers
Pin-seeker
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You like a nap on a Sunday after dinner,but tell your 6yr old son you were just resting your eyes.
I'm only 32
I'm only 32
Your Grandchildren start school...
MadAdey
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You need to use a driver on par 3s........
People that are now working for you, weren't even born you joined the company..........
You play golf early morning so you can get back home to do some gardening in the afternoon..........
People that are now working for you, weren't even born you joined the company..........
You play golf early morning so you can get back home to do some gardening in the afternoon..........
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
When you realise you went out with the Mother of one of your pupils....and the pupil has left Uni......
williamalex1
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When my greatgrand daughter started to walk faster than me .:lol:
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
You start liking Pings, beige trousers and headcovers for irons.
williamalex1
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Beige goes with everything, oh mister Beige man :rofl:.
SocketRocket
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williamalex1
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PM sent .
Khamelion
Tour Winner
When a song comes on the radio and you say, "nowt like a classic" and your younger colleague looks at you like you were daft, you continue with "you must have heard this", they reply, "No, when did it come out", you tell them and they say, that was before I was born.
When you're at the driving range and get accused by some lads showing off to their girlfriends that Golf is an old mans game and that you are getting there. Does help ease the lip, when you hit a 6 iron further than he was slapping a driver.
When you pee at 06:30 every morning, but don't get up till the alarm goes off at 07:30
When you sit up till 4 in the morning, waiting for a call from your daughter to go pick her up from clubbing.
When having the house to yourself and the missus, used to mean candles, bottle of wine, a nice meal, and an early night, but now having the house to yourself is, a cup of tea, the walking dead and an early night cause you're tired.
When you're at the driving range and get accused by some lads showing off to their girlfriends that Golf is an old mans game and that you are getting there. Does help ease the lip, when you hit a 6 iron further than he was slapping a driver.
When you pee at 06:30 every morning, but don't get up till the alarm goes off at 07:30
When you sit up till 4 in the morning, waiting for a call from your daughter to go pick her up from clubbing.
When having the house to yourself and the missus, used to mean candles, bottle of wine, a nice meal, and an early night, but now having the house to yourself is, a cup of tea, the walking dead and an early night cause you're tired.
williamalex1
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:thup: except the 6.30 pee.
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You get excited about finding a Titleist tour balata in the rough.
