You know you are getting old when............

[Mark_G]

You cant remember recently answering a thread on Golf Forum?

 

[Mark_G]

Is it you cant remember recently answering a thread on Golf Forum?

 

[williamalex1]

when you have more dead pals than living ones, and all your favourite places have been pulled down ,cheer me up please

 

[Yerman]

You go to the over 50s swim session and the girl doesn't check your age.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

You pay £1 [20 shillings] for a Mars bar at Turnberry and think.....I remember when they cost 6d [2.5p]

Then

You buy the grandkids sweets and pop corn at the cinema and it costs more than a months rent on your first flat.

 

[bobmac]

You know you are getting old when ....

you watch more UK GOLD than anything beginning with the word 'celebrity'

 

[JPH]

When you should no longer :

Walk past a toilet without using it ,

trust a fart ,

or waste an erection

 

[teetime72]

You remember when being GAY meant you were happy.

 

[sydney greenstreet]

When you remember the original version of cover songs.

 

[Whereditgo]

You get funny looks when you say "I like this record"

 

[arnieboy]

Oh god, they all apply to me too! My son thinks I am a GOG (Grumpy Old Git) and unfortunately he is right. Long live Capital Gold!

 

[bobmac]

Oh god, they all apply to me too! My son thinks I am a GOG (Grumpy Old Git) and unfortunately he is right. Long live Capital Gold!

There's a badge you can get for your car........................

 

[williamalex1]

when it takes you all night to do, what you used to do all night

 

[Doon frae Troon]

There's a badge you can get for your car........................


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I believe Dame Doon has bought one of these for our aniversary..........I haven't seen it though!

Maybees that explains GOG ma GOG golf club

 

[USER1999]

You break a tooth.

Eating ice cream?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When your pringle jumpers are coming back into fashion again. Traditional and not the Faldo Geo model!

 

[williamalex1]

When your pringle jumpers are coming back into fashion again. Traditional and not the Faldo Geo model!

if only they still fitted

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When your pringle jumpers are coming back into fashion again. Traditional and not the Faldo Geo model!

if only they still fitted

Body like a god me so of course they do!!!!! Sort of

 

[USER1999]

When your pringle jumpers are coming back into fashion again. Traditional and not the Faldo Geo model!

Luckily my geometric George model wore out long ago. My 30 year old jeans wore out recently too, so I've bought another pair, the same size.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I bought one of those expensive Norwegian sweaters about 25 years ago.
Glad I hung onto it as I see they are coming back into fashion.

YKYAGO.... When it takes you 20 minutes to explain to a middle aged golfer what a ball chute is.