You know you are getting old when............

[Paul_Stewart]

You know you are old when you think that plain white T-shirt might look quite good on you

 

[Sponge1980]

You know you're old when one of the juniors at your club asks what ringtone you have on your mobile phone and when you tell them it's the A-Team they reply with "Never heard of them, what songs do they play?"

 

[richart]

You know you are old when you can remember the 70's as if they were yesterday, but you can't remember what happened ten minutes ago.

 

[MadAdey]

............you got your putter before your opponent was born....:mmm:

 

[wrighty1874]

When you can remember the show Clunk Click!!!!

 

[USER1999]

When some one says you resemble the count, in sesame street, but you have no idea what sesame street is?

 

[JustOne]

When you realise you have a realistic chance of playing 18 holes in less shots than your age.

 

[Iaing]

When you go to a lot more funerals than you do weddings.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When shooting your age becomes much easier

 

[daymond]

When you not only look like but act like Victor Meldrew.

 

[G1BB0]

when you climb up an 8ft wall, feel achy once up, do the job at hand then worry about getting down again and causing an injury!!! (had this at work a couple of weeks ago lol)

 

[Doon frae Troon]

When James Bond and The Beatles both turn 50 years.

 

[adiemel]

I play cricket during the summer. You know your getting old when you stop aching on the friday ready to play on the saturday

 

[teetime72]

I feel very depressed.90% of the comments apply to me.

Now where did I put those pills.

 

[DappaDonDave]

You start threads like this!

 

[bobmac]

When you remember the words to "The oldest swinger in town"

"It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night"

 

[CMAC]

............when you make a 'noise' everytime you bend down....

 

[Whee]

My old man always says it's when he is watching a concert or a sporting winners' ceremony and gives consideration to the poor few who have to stay behind and clear up.

 

[Mark_G]

You cant remember what the opening statement was on a thread

 

[deanobillquay]

You have an all day hangover after 6 pints!