matt71
Tour Rookie
Its not as bad as the lyle and Scot one in the Advent calendar a few days a go lol 
Rob, pretty sure there are some family photo's hanging about of you wearing something similar over Christmas dinner.
I didn't think it was too bad for the price I paid.
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Haha the fact you've admitted to paying for it is a bit worrying:rofl:
Smiffy is this why you get up at 4am in the mornings, to search out 'bargains' like this?
£11.50 plus £3.75 postage.
Bearing in mind how much Glenmuir jumpers cost new, I thought it was a bit of a bargain.
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No mate.
I'm a milkman
Dude you need to get out in that Port Louis sun either that you have been out too long without a hatNot sure I believe you, please answer the following milk related questions:
1. Milk is
A. an essential source of calcium and other nutrients—plus, fat free skim and 1% lowfat milk give you all the nutrition of whole milk with little or no fat.
B. a small town in Peru.
C. full of vitamin Q.
D. a leading candidate for the U.S. Senate.
2. Milk is an essential part of a balanced diet
A. only for kids.
B. only for women.
C. only for pirates.
D. only for …everyone. Your bones are still growing through your teen years; they grow in density to age 35, and bones continue to need calcium to help maintain strength after age 35.
3. If I take calcium supplements, I
A. don’t need to drink milk.
B. should still drink lots of milk because it contains vitamin D and other nutrients that are essential to help my body use calcium properly along with other important functions.
C. am not able to wear socks.
D. can communicate with fish.
4. Why are cows called ruminants?
A. They roam from pasture to pasture.
B. They are cud-chewing mammals.
C. They have four stomachs.
D. They drink almost a bathtub of water daily.
5. The milk I drink with my coffee and cereal
A. is evil and must be destroyed.
B. gives me all the calcium I need.
C. it not satisfying all my nutritional requirements. I should drink at least three cups of milk per day.
D. laughs at me when I leave the room.
6. What is pasteurization?
A. Cooling of milk to the freezing point of water.
B. Louis Pasteur's germ theory.
C. A necessary vaccination for cows.
D. Heating of milk to 72 degrees Celsius and rapidly cooling it to 4 degrees Celsius.
7. The special milk that a cow produces for her newborn calf is called
A. Cholesterol
B. Colostrum
C. Colossus
D. Coleonyx
8. I’m lactose intolerant, so I
A. don’t like people named Lactose.
B. can probably still drink milk, but should consult my doctor to find out more about incorporating milk into my diet.
C. should never be exposed to direct sunlight.
D. can’t drink any milk.
9. Milk isn’t cool because
A. Are you kidding? Healthy body, good teeth, strong bones---if these things aren’t cool, then nothing is…and milk helps out with all these things!
B. it picks on the other beverages.
C. it does really good in math and science.
D. it did background vocals on two disco albums.
10. Milk is an ideal part of your fitness routine because
A. it has more vitamins and minerals than the leading sports drinks. Milk gives your body the nutrients it needs most for an active lifestyle.
B. of an esoteric astro-physics theorem.
C. it gives you super-human strength.
D. a troupe of squirrels told me so.
11. Every day, I should be drinking
A. a thimble-full of water from the Bogue Chitto River
B. pureed trout.
C. half my weight in carrot juice
D. AT LEAST THREE CUPS OF MILK!! This will help give me the calcium I need to meet my daily requirements.
12.
Milk from which animal has a yellowish tinge?
A. Buffalo
B. Cow
C. Yak
D. Goat
13. Milk is
A. insouciant.
B. insipid.
C. introspective.
D. in your refrigerator right now. Or at least it should be. Keep it at home, at work, and at school so you’ll always have a refreshing and nutritious beverage on hand.
14. Fat free skim milk and whole milk
A. have the same amount of calcium and other essential nutrients! So drink fat free skim whenever you’re looking for lots of calcium and vitamins without all the fat.
B. are second cousins once removed.
C. do not have the same amount of nutrients.
D. are just friends…nothing more.
15. Milk is rich source of
A. Calcium
B. Potassium
C. Vitamin C
D. Iron
Not sure I believe you, please answer the following milk related questions:
1. Milk is
A. an essential source of calcium and other nutrients—plus, fat free skim and 1% lowfat milk give you all the nutrition of whole milk with little or no fat.
B. a small town in Peru.
C. full of vitamin Q.
D. a leading candidate for the U.S. Senate.
2. Milk is an essential part of a balanced diet
A. only for kids.
B. only for women.
C. only for pirates.
D. only for …everyone. Your bones are still growing through your teen years; they grow in density to age 35, and bones continue to need calcium to help maintain strength after age 35.
3. If I take calcium supplements, I
A. don’t need to drink milk.
B. should still drink lots of milk because it contains vitamin D and other nutrients that are essential to help my body use calcium properly along with other important functions.
C. am not able to wear socks.
D. can communicate with fish.
4. Why are cows called ruminants?
A. They roam from pasture to pasture.
B. They are cud-chewing mammals.
C. They have four stomachs.
D. They drink almost a bathtub of water daily.
5. The milk I drink with my coffee and cereal
A. is evil and must be destroyed.
B. gives me all the calcium I need.
C. it not satisfying all my nutritional requirements. I should drink at least three cups of milk per day.
D. laughs at me when I leave the room.
6. What is pasteurization?
A. Cooling of milk to the freezing point of water.
B. Louis Pasteur's germ theory.
C. A necessary vaccination for cows.
D. Heating of milk to 72 degrees Celsius and rapidly cooling it to 4 degrees Celsius.
7. The special milk that a cow produces for her newborn calf is called
A. Cholesterol
B. Colostrum
C. Colossus
D. Coleonyx
8. I’m lactose intolerant, so I
A. don’t like people named Lactose.
B. can probably still drink milk, but should consult my doctor to find out more about incorporating milk into my diet.
C. should never be exposed to direct sunlight.
D. can’t drink any milk.
9. Milk isn’t cool because
A. Are you kidding? Healthy body, good teeth, strong bones---if these things aren’t cool, then nothing is…and milk helps out with all these things!
B. it picks on the other beverages.
C. it does really good in math and science.
D. it did background vocals on two disco albums.
10. Milk is an ideal part of your fitness routine because
A. it has more vitamins and minerals than the leading sports drinks. Milk gives your body the nutrients it needs most for an active lifestyle.
B. of an esoteric astro-physics theorem.
C. it gives you super-human strength.
D. a troupe of squirrels told me so.
11. Every day, I should be drinking
A. a thimble-full of water from the Bogue Chitto River
B. pureed trout.
C. half my weight in carrot juice
D. AT LEAST THREE CUPS OF MILK!! This will help give me the calcium I need to meet my daily requirements.
12.
Milk from which animal has a yellowish tinge?
A. Buffalo
B. Cow
C. Yak
D. Goat
13. Milk is
A. insouciant.
B. insipid.
C. introspective.
D. in your refrigerator right now. Or at least it should be. Keep it at home, at work, and at school so you’ll always have a refreshing and nutritious beverage on hand.
14. Fat free skim milk and whole milk
A. have the same amount of calcium and other essential nutrients! So drink fat free skim whenever you’re looking for lots of calcium and vitamins without all the fat.
B. are second cousins once removed.
C. do not have the same amount of nutrients.
D. are just friends…nothing more.
15. Milk is rich source of
A. Calcium
B. Potassium
C. Vitamin C
D. Iron
I thought all this "retro" look was coming back in???
Sorry. I meant a postman
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Dude you need to get out in that Port Louis sun either that you have been out too long without a hat
PLEASE tell me that was copy & paste ha
Its not as bad as the lyle and Scot one in the Advent calendar a few days a go lol![]()