Worst pressie you could get

[drawboy]

I was wondering what the worst thing you could unwrap this 25th would be? The one present you would hate to receive and would go straight back on Boxing day.

 

[Imurg]

Has to be the Golf Ball Monogram set.


Pure.................crap.

 

[fat-tiger]

2 dozen donnay golf balls

 

[big_russ]

Has to be the Golf Ball Monogram set.


Pure.................crap.

Just got one of those off the wifes sister for my birthday and the wife cant understand why I dumped it in a cupboard without even opening it.

 

[Piece]

Has to be the Golf Ball Monogram set.


Pure.................crap.

Groan. Yes. Absolutely. I received one years ago. It was utter lucking fubbish.

 

[Hobbit]

Another M&S golf set, including 3 golf balls that didn't even end up in the practice ball bag.

 

[Steve In Spain]

Seems that we all have received one at some stage! I'd forgotten all about that crap until just now..my ex son-in-law bought me one. He must have known I'd hate it, he was that type.

 

[Smiffy]

A gift box containing a tartan bag towel, 3 plastic tees, 3 balls that would make DDH 500's feel soft and 3 plastic ball markers (one red, one blue and one yellow).
Why is the bag towel always fecking tartan??????????

 

[chrisd]

One of those single scope £15 distance measurers, not just because I have a sky caddie and a Bushnell laser but because the fekking things don't work and even if the did id look like Long John Fekking Silver


Chris

 

[One Planer]

I'll plump for the mutli-colour sweater the in-laws find at the local golf store.

You know the ones. Bright colours, thick heavy material, 4 sizes too big????


There's a reason it on the sale rail you know!!!! Jeezzzz!!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Has to be the Golf Ball Monogram set.


Pure.................crap.

Bugger, Id better find something else.....and quick

Fragger

 

[anotherdouble]

One of those putting practice things that shoots the ball back and sounds like a sniper rifle. No good for me with wooden floors throughout the house.

 

[papyt]

i got an electric ball cleaner to hang on your bag,utter crap and never saw the light of day it was 6 inch long and sounded like a hammer drill always a problem when people know you play golf they buy this tat and think they are doing you a favour.

 

[Captainron]

An England rugby top.

 

[full_throttle]

a four pack of bitter, which i don't drink. thanks aunty pearl

the wife has about 6 bottles of vodka all chrimbo presents which is great because she no longer gets drinks alcohol

 

[JustOne]

Worst pressie? A swing lesson from Homer... would rather get a monogram set

 

[pokerjoke]

Ten paid for lessons with Homers old coach,i wouldnt turn up.

 

[mc73]

An xl blue RH Dunlop glove from sports direct

 

[GB72]

Anything from my sister in law. In the 12 years I have known her she has never found a decent present for me for Xmas or birthday. For my 30th she bought me a lamp.

 

[Basher]

I've had a few naff ones from well meaning relatives.

Golf multi tool. Bulky cheap thing with fold out knife blade (why?) fold out pitchmark repair tool and magnetic ball marker that fell off and got lost the day I received it!

Scorecard holder in leather look plastic complete with pencil.

Gifts I hope I do not receive include;

Golf ball monogrammer
Golf ball spongey type ball cleaner
Ball retriever (who has one of them?) Just screams I'm a crap golfer who keeps knobbing it into water to me.
Cheap instructional dvd's by someone you've never heard of.
One of those ball picker uppers you fit onto the end of your putter. OK for the elderly and infirm but I'm still capable of picking the ball out of the hole at present.