Golf ball soap on a rope
Ball retriever (who has one of them?) Just screams I'm a crap golfer who keeps knobbing it into water to me.
Mother-in-law on the doorstep with a case packed for the month.
Month? Overnight bag would be bad enough![]()
My Mother-In-Law was on the doorstep and it was pouring down with rain. I said "Dont stand out there in the rain getting wet. Clear off home"