Why ?

[bladeplayer]

Why do shops that are open 24 hours have locks on the door ?

Why did Kamakazi [sp] pilots wear helmets ?

Why do people order diet coke with a large big mac meal ..

why is it when you walkoff the course the rain stops ..

why does the practice putt always go in ..

Why do people touch paint to check if its actually wet , despite the sign ?

 

[Blue in Munich]

Why do politicians open their mouth

So you can tell that they're lying.

 

[gdunc79]

why does EVERYBODY walk slower than me on the pavements? #GetOutTheWayFFS

And most walk diagonally as well to make it even harder for you to pass them.

 

[hovis]

Why do people order diet coke with a large big mac meal .. ?

Actually makes a big difference. The simple sugar in a normal coke will promote a greater insulin response and store more fat from the horse burger

 

[sev112]

Oh i forgot my favourite. Why do people go to a shop such as tesco's express or a co-op convenience and do a big shop!!!!! One cashier and a massive line of people waiting for some idiot with a trolley full!! Grrrrrrrr

Cos it's closer than going to the out of town hyperstore, perhaps ?

Actually the real reason is that they know you will be there then and have been saving up especially

 

[sev112]

How does a mafia boss kneecap an elephant who hasn't paid his gambling debts ?

 

[harpo_72]

Why are their mirrors in the gym?
why do fit girls wear skin tight Lycra at a yoga class?
Why do women insist on buying clothes one size too small?
how many shoes does a women really need?
why is every day a fashion parade at work for some people?
how come dumb people dress smart?
Is a bag really for life?

 

[John_R7]

Why do dithering older people (not being ageist - only noticed this in elderly people) drive at 40 mph on a safe stretch of A class road with national speed limit (60 mph single carriageway) BUT then still drive at 40 when they enter the 30 zone of a small town etc?

I am not condoning speeding / driving fast(er) but at least slow to 30 when required.

 

[North Mimms]

Why do people think that it's ok to park on double yellow lines as long as you put your hazard flashers on?

 

[SocketRocket]

Why has it become common practice to pull out around cyclists into the path of oncoming traffic?

 

[SocketRocket]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[Foxholer]

Why do dithering older people (not being ageist - only noticed this in elderly people) drive at 40 mph on a safe stretch of A class road with national speed limit (60 mph single carriageway) BUT then still drive at 40 when they enter the 30 zone of a small town etc?

I am not condoning speeding / driving fast(er) but at least slow to 30 when required.

It's more like 35 in the 40 mph zone then still 35 in the 30 mph zone round/down here! Generally Oldies down yere too, though not always.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Why do BBC news folk not understand what BBC means.
One has just stood outside Westminster talking about the day England went to war with Germany.

[He did quickly correct himself though....bless]

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Why do some Scottish people try and find any angle looking for something anti Scottish from someone based in England

 

[Val]

Why do people on motorway slip roads expect traffic to move for them to let them out?

 

[SocketRocket]

Why does my neighbour was his car so much?

 

[chrisd]

Why are exit signs on the way out?

 

[Gazboy]

Why do people on motorway slip roads expect traffic to move for them to let them out?

For the exact same reason you would open a door for someone and let them go through, a bit of give and take makes the cogs spin freely. This cooperation is a regular occurrence on the M25, even in the middle of the night.

 

[Val]

For the exact same reason you would open a door for someone and let them go through, a bit of give and take makes the cogs spin freely. This cooperation is a regular occurrence on the M25, even in the middle of the night.

Of course this us true but if you are in the inside lane and the middle kane us bit free why should you get abuse for not moving? That is more my point, ie being expected to move.

 

[Gazboy]

why is every day a fashion parade at work for some people?

Another one I don't mind- I work night shifts so do the afternoon school run and witness a fashion arms race between all the mums, it certainly helps pass the time waiting for the bell.