Why ?

[Gazboy]

Of course this us true but if you are in the inside lane and the middle kane us bit free why should you get abuse for not moving? That is more my point, ie being expected to move.

Ah I see. No the abuse isn't warranted, but going back to the door analogy - you'd expect a funny look if you let a door slam in someone's face. If I was in lane 2 overtaking you, you're in lane 1 and Homer hoons along the slip road, my first thought would be that Valentino will either adjust his speed or need to change lanes so perhaps I ought to do the same for Valentino and check around me. For a small amount of effort for all parties the world will still spin. If matey on the slip road cannot join lane 1 then what?

 

[USER1999]

Why do people put an 'M' badge, or an 'AMG' badge on a 1.8?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Why do some Scottish people try and find any angle looking for something anti Scottish from someone based in England

I think you will find that it is anti British not anti Scottish.

Just imagine how upset you would be if the newsreader had said ' on the day that Wales went to war with Germany' on the national news.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

I think you will find that it is anti British not anti Scottish.

Just imagine how upset you would be if the newsreader had said ' on the day that Wales went to war with Germany' on the national news.

Wouldnt be upset at all - would realise it was more than likely a innocent mistake and nothing to get worried about.

 

[ColchesterFC]

I stood by the putting green for almost an hour this weekend and wondered why do golfers ALWAYS take 3 balls onto the practise green. Must have watched over 30 golfers and it was always 3. Never 2 or 4.

 

[ColchesterFC]

Why do I always find myself drawn to the for sale section even though I don't need any new clubs?

 

[gripitripit]

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

 

[BubbaP]

I stood by the putting green for almost an hour this weekend and wondered why do golfers ALWAYS take 3 balls onto the practise green. Must have watched over 30 golfers and it was always 3. Never 2 or 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0irL1M15DH8

Although usually take 2 myself.

 

[AmandaJR]

Almost every day - today included - "why does that Steph woman on Breakfast wear such awful clothes that show how fat her ass is?"

Why do drivers hog the middle lane and why don't the police enforce the new laws preventing that?

Why do birds always poop on my newly cleaned car?

Why aren't people just nicer to each other?

 

[Slime]

Why is a building not called a built when finished?

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an 's' in the word lispe?

Why do some people disagree just for the sake of it?


Slime.

 

[bladeplayer]

Why didnt the shopkeeper in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory give charlie bucket his change when he found the winning ticket ?
$10 for a chocolate bar ? never

 

[Doon frae Troon]

From a 4 year old..........Why is the Moon called The Moon

From me three minutes later after 23 why's BECAUSE IT IS.

 

[bladeplayer]

Almost every day - today included - "why does that Steph woman on Breakfast wear such awful clothes that show how fat her ass is?"

?

Meeeeeow !!! Amanda

Why do some people disagree just for the sake of it?


Slime.

No they dont (was a matter of when rather than if , wasnt it ?)

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

Almost every day - today included - "why does that Steph woman on Breakfast wear such awful clothes that show how fat her ass is?"

Why aren't people just nicer to each other?

Irony?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA

Great.

 

[Fyldewhite]

Why do drivers use fog lights when it's not foggy?
Why do they drive at 40 in a 50 then 40 in a 30 through the next village?
Why do pensioners shop at weekends?
Why don't people put supermarket trolleys back properly?
Why do people need to park within 20 yards of their destination when the have legs?
Why do pubs allow children in?
Why do parents take their children to pubs?
Why am I such a grumpy old man?

 

[North Mimms]

Why do drivers use fog lights when it's not foggy?
Why do they drive at 40 in a 50 then 40 in a 30 through the next village?
Why do pensioners shop at weekends?
Why don't people put supermarket trolleys back properly?
Why do people need to park within 20 yards of their destination when the have legs?
Why do pubs allow children in?
Why do parents take their children to pubs?
Why am I such a grumpy old man?

I am officially a grumpy old woman- yesterday I tutted at someone parking in the turning area of a small car park, then said "not a great place to park" to the bloke sitting in his car, on double yellow, 10 yards from a corner, facing the arong way (no blue badge- I checked)

 

[Deleted member 18588]

Are people under 60 so obsessed with the actions of older people?
Do the current working generation claim their lives are so busy when they work shorter hours than previous generations and have so many labour saving devices?
Are people tied to their social media but cannot conduct a conversation?
Would anyone want to take a "selfie"?
Would any "celeb" agree to be in a "selfie"?
Do drivers think their reflexes are so great they are safe to tailgate?

 

[Crazyface]

Why is the slowest car ALWAYS at the front of the line of cars?
Why is the biggest chicken driver ALWAYS behind the slowest driver making it almost impossible for all other cars stuck in the line to attempt to pass two cars at once?

 

[Qwerty]

Why do pubs allow children in?
Why do parents take their children to pubs?

Especially when the parents know the kids are going to scream and bawl throughout the meal.

If you need to go out and your kids are whingers, Go To Macdonalds! That's what it's there for