HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
The forum seems very quiet today. Surely everyone can't be working that industriously. I'm missing my normal dose of wit, wisdom and banter
Where is everyone?
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USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I am right here, but with little wit, no banter and definately no wisdom. At least I don't have a hangover today. This is unusual.
Ronnoc1980
Challenge Tour Pro
Hi
Dave3498
Q-School Graduate
I'm here. Can't you see me? I'm up at the bar waiting for you to tell me what you want to drink.
Mr_Top_Shot
Assistant Pro
Am here sulking coz the weather for the weekend looks poo!!!
Just heading out to the vrs and heading to the north south border town of keady. Quick job then either home or bback to the office time depending!
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birdieman
Guest
Here but combo of recurring back injury, snow on the ground and the fact it's only Tuesday has me devoid of anything witty to say!!
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thecraw
Guest
Snow all around me but a phonecall to a mate allowed me a glorious 18 holes (in under 3 hrs)at Bogside this morning.
BRAW.
BRAW.
billyg
Q-School Graduate
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HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Ahh the joys of being a soft southener. those five minutes of light snow on my way in to work constitutes the cold spell for this week. Means my course will be open for my day off later in the week.
My condolonces to those under snow and unable to play. Hope it thaws soon
My condolonces to those under snow and unable to play. Hope it thaws soon
GB72
Money List Winner
Was on one of my invountary days off today so nipped out for a quick 18 holes (scored pretty badly) now getting ready for a job interview later on this afternoon.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Good luck GB72 (what do you do btw)
Parmo
Tour Winner
Good luck GB, just remember its "Do you want to go large with that" 
RGuk
Tour Winner
I always play golf before a job interview!....that's why my shirts aren't ironed and I have mud on my shoes.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
clubchamp07
Journeyman Pro
I was out playing golf, It was lovely until we got stuck behind 4 old farts, not once did they look round to let us through. I shall keep it clean but I could do with washing my mouth out from what I was saying under my breath
billyg
Q-School Graduate
Got my first game back (post-injury) booked for Friday. Seems there's 32 corporates heading out in front of us with the last group teeing off half an hour before us.
We're not into racing round but are already having a sweep on how many holes it takes us to catch them and how far through the wobbly hackertrain we get before the 18th.
I say three but getting stuck in the third compartment until we pull in at platform 19.
Well hang back and mop up the greens either way. I'm not having someone goosing the girlfriend....'fer a laff'. Violence is so unbecoming on a fairway.
It's sharing the sauna and hydrobath afterwards with 32 half p1ssed, hairy @rsed mobile phone salesmen from Ditton singing 'Swing low' that scares the bejesus out of me
We're not into racing round but are already having a sweep on how many holes it takes us to catch them and how far through the wobbly hackertrain we get before the 18th.
I say three but getting stuck in the third compartment until we pull in at platform 19.
Well hang back and mop up the greens either way. I'm not having someone goosing the girlfriend....'fer a laff'. Violence is so unbecoming on a fairway.
It's sharing the sauna and hydrobath afterwards with 32 half p1ssed, hairy @rsed mobile phone salesmen from Ditton singing 'Swing low' that scares the bejesus out of me
GB72
Money List Winner
I am a solicitor and the interview went pretty well. Hopefully will be in touch for a second meeting soon. 18 holes before the interview certainly meant that I went in relaxed. Will have to try that technique again.
Basher
Tour Winner
Been home from work a couple of hours. Had my tea and a refreshing shower. Now sitting on the sofa, laptop on knee, footie on the telly.
Well chilled out.
I never get the opportunity to log in during working hours, good job really as I think my workload would diminish markedly!
Well chilled out.
I never get the opportunity to log in during working hours, good job really as I think my workload would diminish markedly!
madandra
Money List Winner
madandra staggers in all flustered due to putting in a full shift
I have spent all day arguing with Head Office that breaking sweat should actually be added to the accident book.
Chuff working for a living.
I have spent all day arguing with Head Office that breaking sweat should actually be added to the accident book.
Chuff working for a living.
The_Squire
Head Pro
Worked 6 till 2 then went to the course which was empty so played the front nine of The Montgomerie, 3 over for the nine and happy with that. Had my tea with H.I.D. and now watching the Arsenal match with the laptop on. Will be doing the same tomorrow.
