Jacko_G
Blackballed
Technically it can’t land on your house .
It could crash on your house but that’s nitpicking.
Plus it would still have to be miles off the flight path!
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When do you think you will next play golf?
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Plus it would still have to be miles off the flight path!
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clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
He dosnt live on a flight path .
But does a crashing plane have a flight path?
Answers on a postcard ,might take my mind off this virus.
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
Jacko_G
Blackballed
Flight path ?
Think the clue is it’s crashing.
I'll take my chances and suggest it'll still be nearer to a flight path.
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clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
I think you will find your wrong.
I caught my wife’s hair once with the hoover and her mood changed very rapidly.
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I think you will find your wrong.
I caught my wife’s hair once with the hoover and her mood changed very rapidly.
I take it you weren’t fitted for your hoover. It makes all the difference!
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
I have a Dyson like James Bonds gun!
It only works when my palm print is on the handle!
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
I have a Dyson like James Bonds gun!
It only works when my palm print is on the handle!
sounds like the worst hoover ever!!!!
BubbaP
Occasional Player of Golf
Probably the lockdown but I'm proper confused now - what kind of vacuum is it? A dyson or a hoover? ?I have a Dyson like James Bonds gun!
It only works when my palm print is on the handle!
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Ye Olde Boomer
Well-known member
There is speculation that Massachusetts courses may soon open under specified conditions.
The seniors with whom I play, however, have been in touch by phone and email.
Few show any confidence about playing yet. The northeast is still being hammered with fatalities, and seniors have the highest risk.
The seniors with whom I play, however, have been in touch by phone and email.
Few show any confidence about playing yet. The northeast is still being hammered with fatalities, and seniors have the highest risk.
Diamond
Active member
Great thread. We have a Dyson and the wife thinks we should have bought a shark. Not sure if anyone agrees with her.
As for playing golf the message has been stay home protect the NHS. From what I have seen out of my window most people have ignored this.
Then there is delivery after delivery by Royal Mail, supermarkets, Hermes, DPD, Yodel and then there are the fellas in normal vans and cars sticking parcels in porches whoever they are. Then people ask me how I am coping with isolation, it’s like Carnos circus up and down our street, where is the isolation?
I have spoken more to my neighbours in the last 5 weeks than previous 5 months albeit behind wheelie bins and fences.
So back to the question I will play golf when the government tells me I can. When they do I will play on my own and make up my own rules. So if you see a chap after lockdown tossing balls out of bunkers and gimmes at 6 foot from the hole. That will be me, enjoying the exercise, fresh air, nature and real self isolation...bliss.
As for playing golf the message has been stay home protect the NHS. From what I have seen out of my window most people have ignored this.
Then there is delivery after delivery by Royal Mail, supermarkets, Hermes, DPD, Yodel and then there are the fellas in normal vans and cars sticking parcels in porches whoever they are. Then people ask me how I am coping with isolation, it’s like Carnos circus up and down our street, where is the isolation?
I have spoken more to my neighbours in the last 5 weeks than previous 5 months albeit behind wheelie bins and fences.
So back to the question I will play golf when the government tells me I can. When they do I will play on my own and make up my own rules. So if you see a chap after lockdown tossing balls out of bunkers and gimmes at 6 foot from the hole. That will be me, enjoying the exercise, fresh air, nature and real self isolation...bliss.
Diamond
Active member
Stay safe boomer.
Ye Olde Boomer
Well-known member
Thanks. You too.
Newforesthooker
New member
Golf has been in my life for 30 years. But the selfishness of golfers/people is beyond belief. Everyone has something, someone they miss. Get a grip
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
where do you play hooker?
williamalex1
Money List Winner
I'm hoping to be back playing 
golf by mid May , fingers crossed 
golf by mid May , fingers crossed 
garyinderry
Ryder Cup Winner
Personally speaking over 650 deaths in a day sounds too much.
We are teetering under an R1 of 1 after being locked down for month. I'm no expert but surely that rises again pretty quickly once we come out from under our rock.
When and how I dont know. I'm not paid the big bucks to make that call.
User20204
Well-known member
It's inevitable cases will rise but you can't lock down forever, the whole point of the lock down was to flatten the curve and protect the NHS, this has been done and has been successful.
It only takes an idiot to think coming out of lock down would be back as we were, that's just not gonna happen what is scary is there will be some out there that think everything is hunky dory and good to go, the family two doors down from me for one, I'm not even sure they are aware of it the amount of visitors they've had.
It only takes an idiot to think coming out of lock down would be back as we were, that's just not gonna happen what is scary is there will be some out there that think everything is hunky dory and good to go, the family two doors down from me for one, I'm not even sure they are aware of it the amount of visitors they've had.
rulefan
Tour Winner
As lock down is released, more people will come into contact with others. Anyone unknowingly infected will have more chances to infect more people. Who will in turn meet more people..........
Only when universal testing can show that no one is infected should lock down be lifted fully (ie social distancing obsolete)
Only when universal testing can show that no one is infected should lock down be lifted fully (ie social distancing obsolete)
Sports_Fanatic
Assistant Pro
There is a separation between deaths and the R number, many deaths will lag behind the point of catching it by 2-3 weeks particularly given time on a ventilator or will be for the very vulnerable in care homes for example where I expect you may have high deaths even where the R number is lower in that setting.
The R number will be looking at rates of infection currently and therefore can still be lower than 1 as cases are reducing - it's just we are reducing from a very high number of cases hence the deaths.
If they can keep that R number (think they mentioned it's currently between 0.6 and 0.8) lower so the cases fall further it then gives them a better chance of testing and track/tracing when isolation is partially lifted which just wouldn't have been possible at the start given testing capacity and knowledge of the virus at that stage.
That's my non-qualified, very basic understanding, anyway.
