Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
I'm staying in. Hopefully everyone else is going out.
Happy new year everyone!
Happy new year everyone!
If you ask me 'What's new?', I have nothing to say
Except that the garden is growing.
I had a slight cold but it's better today.
I'm content with the way things are going.
Yes, he is the same as he usually is,
Still eating and sleeping and snoring.
I get on with my work. He gets on with his.
I know this is all very boring.
There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion-I've used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last,
If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see,
My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you're after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.
I don't go to parties. Well, what are they for,
If you don't need to find a new lover?
You drink and you listen and drink a bit more
And you take the next day to recover.
Someone to stay home with was all my desire
And, now that I've found a safe mooring,
I've just one ambition in life: I aspire
To go on and on being boring.
"I sit at home and the firelight flickers
and I think of you in your navy blue cardigan"
I'm staying in. Hopefully everyone else is going out.
EPIC FAIL!!!!
Missus decided to stay in so that's a good result
M-I-L just rang up. It's rubbish where they are so her and her dobber-toting friends are coming round. Yippee![]()
Gary, give me your phone number and I'll phone you up pretending to be an old friend who's broken down 2 hours away. Then you can go down the pub :cheers: