What was you favourite chat up line.

[Norrin Radd]

So cmon lads what was your favourite chat up line and did it work.
I asked how she liked her eggs in the morning.
She hit back with unfertilised bugger off.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

I’ve just come down from the Isle of Skye…

 

[HomerJSimpson]

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Blimey, thanks @Norrin Radd .

I'm not sure this will have much of a shelf life before it gets locked but heck, it's a miserable wet day.......Please do not get overly sexist or it will have to be closed. Women also read this forum, occasionally.

 

[Imurg]

Blimey, thanks @Norrin Radd .

I'm not sure this will have much of a shelf life before it gets locked but heck, it's a miserable wet day.......Please do not get overly sexist or it will have to be closed. Women also read this forum, occasionally.

Damn..I was going to post Phil Lynott's line from Live and Dangerous and claim it as my own...sadly I'm not Irish so it doesn't work....

 

[jim8flog]

A lot of my girlfriends came from asking them for a dance.

My wife came from asking her if she was enjoying her holiday ( I was working at the holiday camp where she was staying) I had spent the previous evening in a very drunken state and she had noticed me eyeing her up but I dare not move from the shelf that was keeping me up.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Fancy a dance? No? Well I guess a ..... is out of the question then.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

'Your dad nearly ran me down'

Seemed to have won me the jackpot.

Before that would you like to dance ?

 

[Orikoru]

I think the first thing I ever said to my wife was "No, we don't have ashtrays, they just use these cups."

Can't remember who spoke first the night of our first kiss, but I do recall that she told me she learnt how to play 'boxes' that day, I said I used to play it with my Nan, and we proceeded to get hold of a pen and paper and have a game of boxes in the pub.

Sorry, this probably isn't the place for such tales of romance. As you were.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I think the first thing I ever said to my wife was "No, we don't have ashtrays, they just use these cups."

Can't remember who spoke first the night of our first kiss, but I do recall that she told me she learnt how to play 'boxes' that day, I said I used to play it with my Nan, and we proceeded to get hold of a pen and paper and have a game of boxes in the pub.

Sorry, this probably isn't the place for such tales of romance. As you were.

What is 'boxes'? We need to know so that we can judge the romance level

 

[Orikoru]

What is 'boxes'? We need to know so that we can judge the romance level

So you draw out a grid of dots, and take turns drawing in a single line between two dots. Eventually you are able to make a complete square of four lines, and that is one point to you (you write your initial in it).

Wiki thinks it's called 'dots and boxes' if that helps.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

A girl I’d never before seen sidled across to me at a house party and asked of me whether I fancied having a dance with the blond girl standing the other side of the room - the blond was her best pal and wanted to go home, she wanted to stay as she was hoping to get off with one of my mates.

I replied that I did and wandered (OK I slalomed) across to her. That was 36yrs ago, and we’ve been married 33yrs.

 

[Whereditgo]

Two in one really, or at least one with a further detail added.......

"I play the saxophone" (sometimes that is sufficient)

"You probably don't know this, but there are two basic techniques to playing the sax, you can either slur the notes so that they are all linked together, or you can play the notes individually. To do this you continue to blow and tap the reed with your tongue between notes. I know that may sound boring to you, however, what you may find interesting is that owing to this, saxophone players have incredibly agile tongues!"

 

[GB72]

Did chat up lines ever actually exist outside of films, TV and bad jokes. I used to walk over to someone, say hello, maybe offer to buy them a drink and then just chat and see how it went. OK, they may have been before my time but in my life i have never heard or seen one used in real life.

 

[Pin-seeker]

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

How’d that work out for you?

 

[Maninblack4612]

With my wife it was "come with me, I know a shortcut" - to my mate's mini countryman, where 9 of us got in to go from the golf club wine & cheese party to a local nightclub. The roads were wet & when the driver tried to negotiate the first roundabout the car carried straight on & we had to go a different way. Good job the local constabulary weren't around.

 

[Morfeen75]

Me and a few mates went upto Stoke for a rave early 90's and we got talking to these girls from up near Newcastle. Anyway my mate Keith, who was a looker pulled the best looking one, like always, so we carried on. 1 of the girls was a big girl, so i gets talking to her, giving her the chat and out of nowhere i remembered a joke i'd heard.

I said to her " your a nice girl but you've got more chins than a singapore phone book" she slapped me accross the chops that hard i could still feel the stinging 2 days later

 

[SteveW86]

Managed to get the phone number off the girl working the McDonald’s drive through when I was younger, now that’s a story

 

[Imurg]

I got banned from High Wycombe's Wimpy in the early 80s for asking a waitress did everything with relish.?.....

 

[Hobbit]

Perhaps one of my best evenings/nights. “Let me through I know a doctor…” that was 1980 in Harrogate. Wow! Seriously, wow!

No more details, my keyboard is smoking hot!