Crow
Crow Person
My wife understands a win, a handicap cut and a crap round.
What score would impress your wife?
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pbrown7582
Money List Winner
The score is understands most is a purple one! You get from them machines outside banks! 
She will ask what I've done and what I should do and comment you played crap again today!
She will ask what I've done and what I should do and comment you played crap again today!
swanny32
Journeyman Pro
Nothing impresses my wife, she doesn't know how to show excitement or enthusiasm for anything. This is not me being nasty about her, it's a fact, she'll even admit to it.
arnieboy
Challenge Tour Pro
My wife got me into golf in the first place by buying me a half set of clubs for a birthday many moons ago. Like others our conversation post golf is 'Have a good time at golf?'. 'Yes, it was a good laugh'. Then back to the real world. I think she would be impressed if I got a hole in one as that is the only thing she understands!
North Mimms
Tour Winner
I had no idea what the OH saw in the stupid game, or why his right hand pocket of shorts got filthy whilst left one stayed clean.
Till I took up the stupid game myself.
Now I understand what is hard and what should be easy, and I am impressed by the impressive.
Still a stupid game though....
Till I took up the stupid game myself.
Now I understand what is hard and what should be easy, and I am impressed by the impressive.
Still a stupid game though....
jammydodger
Tour Winner
She knew that high 70's was ok and say well done. She knew low 70's was better and would want to know if a cut was coming or if i'd won. Anything 60's and it was down the shop for something to celebrate a great round.
To be honest she was just happy if i'd enjoyed myself as it was supposed to be a hobby. We all know that to truly enjoy ourselves it has to be a decent score.
To be honest she was just happy if i'd enjoyed myself as it was supposed to be a hobby. We all know that to truly enjoy ourselves it has to be a decent score.
DaveyG
Challenge Tour Pro
No particular reason for the post other than I knocked it round in +1 today whilst my missus was WALKING THE COURSE with me and she said "You were a bit crap in places but not bad!"WTF!!!!
haha brilliant...
FairwayDodger
Money List Winner
Under 75 I'll get a "well done". Over 80 it's "what went wrong".
Which, excuses for bad weather and wonky greens notwithstanding, is pretty much what I'm thinking anyway...
Which, excuses for bad weather and wonky greens notwithstanding, is pretty much what I'm thinking anyway...
Oddsocks
Ryder Cup Winner
Mine just judges my golf on the mood I'm in after, she hasn't really got a clue.
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
I'm not feeling a lot of love between you lot and your other halfs.
Mind you. My ex couldn't of given a hoot about how I did. I guess the writing was on the wall way back then.
The new girlie however............................................doesn't have a clue.
Good round though James.
Mind you. My ex couldn't of given a hoot about how I did. I guess the writing was on the wall way back then.
The new girlie however............................................doesn't have a clue.
Good round though James.
granters
Q-School Graduate
My wife thinks 90 goals is really good.as a result she also thinks i'm an amazing golfer.I ain't telling her nothing!
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Still trying to work out how this new forum format works!
Is this thread in 'the lounge' or the 'out of bounds' section??? Because it might just change my answer.
Is this thread in 'the lounge' or the 'out of bounds' section??? Because it might just change my answer.
Grumps
Tour Rookie
ive stopped telling her as all i get is a shrug of the shoulders even when i came home with trophies from the works outings
Golfmmad
Tour Winner
When I first started playing about 12 years ago I struggled for a long time to break 100 and the stock line from the wife was, "Well at least you get value for your money dear".
Sometimes when I've played bad we just laugh about it!
As I always say, "There are many more things in life to worry about". So I always enjoy my golf.
:thup:
Sometimes when I've played bad we just laugh about it!
As I always say, "There are many more things in life to worry about". So I always enjoy my golf.
:thup:
dog377
Assistant Pro
By the time I've explained my approach to the first green, my par at the second and duff drive at the third followed by a brilliant 3 iron to 4 feet and birdie putt she is begging me to shut up - and she is a good golfer she just doesn't play. When she does she will be 2 under for three holes and say something like "can we go to the pub now?"
philsh
Assistant Pro
I made a big mistake by finishing my ex as she enjoyed going the range as took her a couple of times when started getting back into it and when I speak to her from time to time always asks how the golf is and she would like to try it again. Let a good one go or what haha Now the new one asks how it went and then says you have been out all day playing golf take me for dinner or lets go the pub. Trying to get her to play but not happening. She has came the range twice but ends up going to get a coffee and that. Once I talk about how I played or look at this bag etc she doesn't care and just says yes lovely.
moogie
Tour Winner
Answer -- NOWT
Had a HOLE IN ONE today, she still tried to whinge, even though I returned armed with a Chinese Takeaway.....they just dont get us golfers........
Had a HOLE IN ONE today, she still tried to whinge, even though I returned armed with a Chinese Takeaway.....they just dont get us golfers........
swanny32
Journeyman Pro
I have to say I hope my wife never shows an interest in Golf or even tries to understand me as a golfer. Golf is me time, if I have a good round or hit a good shot then I might tell her about it but the last thing I want is her to understand and then decide one day that she wants to come and play a round with me....4 hours of questions and nagging. Sod that!
