Adi2Dassler
Journeyman Pro
This has made me laugh very loudly for quite a while, thank you sir.
This has made me laugh very loudly for quite a while, thank you sir.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Any thing played left handed. It just looks wrong.
Whereditgo
Journeyman Pro
Has to be either the topped long iron / fairway wood, or the thinned mid-iron that goes dead straight and your twonk of a playing partner says "good shot" just because it sets off in the right direction!......nah! it's the topped shot.
znuffzz
Head Pro
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RGDave
Money List Winner
Easy. The equivalent of a sh**k but with a wood or hybrid.
40 yards (tops) 40 degrees left, ball lost in hedge.
40 yards (tops) 40 degrees left, ball lost in hedge.
Tiger
Money List Winner
StrangelyBrown I'm still laughing. Utterly brilliant!! 
Owen_Thomas_14
Journeyman Pro
Ugly - any shot played with a stack and tilt swing perhaps?
Or any shot hit by Jiffy
Tiger
Money List Winner
Standing on the first tee a whole crowd of people watching in anticipation. Compose myself keep my head down. Focus. Mmm tee it up a little higher. Swish. Skied drive. It comes down with snow on it landing on the red tee box. Second shot swish air shot. FFS! Cmon take a divot man...oh for crying out loud not that big. That's the size of Luxembourg and I have only just dribbled off the red tee. Trusty 4 iron that'll work. Holy moly my blinking hands. Bloody thin!! Well at least I got some distance, stop before the bunker come on...thank god for that. Right smooth six iron, no, no, no not another duff. Five shots down and I'm in the sand...need something heroic. Hybrid sand shot c'mon *cough, cough* my eyes. Did you fellas see it...no...you're kidding me still in the f@$*%#*> bunker. Sand wedge arrgh another thin ball hits lip rockets up in the air and lands a few feet past the sand. For crying our loud. At last a half decent shot. Short of the green. That'll do. Right nice little chip For the love of... p!$$!ng duff!!!! Well at least I didn't blade it through and into the wat-arggggghh. Right that's it I'm putting oh for christs sake man hit the bloody thing. NO!!!! Not that hard. Cmon at least get a three putt, short how did that come up short. Tap in....argghh how did I miss that. Errr Tiger you just tapped that in holding the flag. That's a two shot penalty. Cue putter helicoptered putter into pond! 17 nice!
viscount17
Money List Winner
Note sure if they're ugly or downright embarrassing - or both:
hitting the ground 6 inches before the ball, especially on the tee.
Duffing the Chip.
scuffing the putt short of the ball,
hitting the ground 6 inches before the ball, especially on the tee.
Duffing the Chip.
scuffing the putt short of the ball,
Lump
Tour Winner
If I'm playing my bad shot is usually a thin. Worse one is a wedge into the green, even worse if its a full blooded one that zings through the green at mach one.
If I'm watching they never look so bad. But I hate the look of proper slice/boomeranged shots... You know that the bugger will want to search for it, but you always know its long gone
If I'm watching they never look so bad. But I hate the look of proper slice/boomeranged shots... You know that the bugger will want to search for it, but you always know its long gone
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
What are doing hitting a 5 or 6 iron in the first place from only 150 yds?
Because the bloody pin was a further 40 yards past the far bank knobhead
beggsy
Journeyman Pro
i think the worst one is topping your drive and it not going past the ladies tee that really gets my p155 boiling
Duffed chips are a common occurence in my game so I've grown wearily accepting of them now 
Lawrence22
Challenge Tour Pro
Brilliant I nearly choked laughing.
goldenbare
Challenge Tour Pro
Duffed chips are a common occurence in my game so I've grown wearily accepting of them now
Homer, I'm suprised by noting your dedication to improve your that you are accepting this sitution.
I know we all do it but we shouldn't stop trying to beat it . have a short game trigger, try, "loose below the elbows" as a starting point to keeping the forearms relaxing and no tensing up.
TonyN
Money List Winner
What are doing hitting a 5 or 6 iron in the first place from only 150 yds?
Because the bloody pin was a further 40 yards past the far bank knobhead
Must have had a strong wind WITH though!!
golfandmoregolf
Assistant Pro
Strangely Brown........PMSL.
GatesheadGolfer
Club Champion
Playing at South Shields maybe 3 years ago; downhill par 3 with wall to right separating it from Whitburn course. FOUR tee shots shanked over the wall. Just a friendly, so walked through after retrieving all the balls!
Driver off tee - after par, birdie, par, par other week, hit drive straight down into the ground about 30 yards - what a dufus! But more often on the tee hitting the ground behind the ball.
As previously mentioned, duffed chip, and leaving a 20ft putt 10 ft short, or indeed putting off the green (2 on the green, 3 off!
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Driver off tee - after par, birdie, par, par other week, hit drive straight down into the ground about 30 yards - what a dufus! But more often on the tee hitting the ground behind the ball.
As previously mentioned, duffed chip, and leaving a 20ft putt 10 ft short, or indeed putting off the green (2 on the green, 3 off!
)vig
Tour Winner
A frontal shot of Christina Kim
Harsh but fair
