What is the best backhanded compliment?

[Dk2]

You can think off

 

[ManinBlack]

I tell everyone about my golfing pal, an ageing former club champion, that his skill at golf is hard to underestimate.

 

[bobmac]

Is English your first language?

 

[williamalex1]

A wife saying to her husband , you're a lot more considerate in bed than your brother.

 

[Hobbit]

Whilst attempting to eat a salad, picking at it really, when first visiting my future wife's family my mum-in-law said I was fussy. I replied as quick as a flash, "yes you're right. That's why I picked your daughter as my future wife."

 

[Craigg]

Good Result. (Instead of Good Shot)

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Nice shot - ended up bang in the middle of the fairway...eventually...

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I come from a golfing family. my daughter is 5th generation.
I was back in Scotland visiting family when my daughter got her first England cap.
Down at my dad's local one of his his old golfing friends was reflecting and saying that my daughters great grandfather [a local legend] would have been very proud of her.
He then started talking about golfing families and reflected that it was strange that sometimes the talent just skips a generation.
It took me a minute to see the twinkle in his eye.

 

[Farmergeddon]

As my football coach used to say about me- "you are slower than you look"

 

[mikevet]

Put in someone's written reference for a job:
While working for us, X performed his duties entirely to his own satisfaction.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

We're sorry that you are leaving us - we only recently noticed that you worked here.

 

[dewsweeper]

Found a few holiday photos while clearing the garage, about 35 years old.
My wife was about 8 stone and absolutely stunning!
Went indoors and said " look at these holiday snaps ,I forgot how beautiful you were"
Just about dodged the missile she threw at my head as she shouted "Were!!"

 

[clubchamp98]

You can think off

Heard this at presentation last year" You did well to win the Club Championship with a swing like that."
Its off scratch and the lad who won was a 1 h/cap

 

[Dasit]

It is awesome that you don't care what your swing looks like

 

[clubchamp98]

It is awesome that you don't care what your swing looks like

If I was off 1 and club champion I would not care if my swing looked like an Octopus falling out of a tree.
Its a while now since I won it.

 

[Dasit]

If I was off 1 and club champion I would not care if my swing looked like an Octopus falling out of a tree.
Its a while now since I won it.

Mine was a backhanded compliment.


Say it to a chick, it is a great you don't mind going out in public looking like that



Although my favourite backhanded compliment...You are everything in a girl I never thought I wanted

 

[clubchamp98]

Mine was a backhanded compliment.


Say it to a chick, it is a great you don't mind going out in public looking like that



Although my favourite backhanded compliment...You are everything in a girl I never thought I wanted

you still single then?

 

[Dasit]

you still single then?

when you learn being nice to girls get you no where you have a lot more fun

 

[Doon frae Troon]

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I'm surprised McLeish was last, I thought he would be lower than that.:lol: