What does your newspaper say about you..

[Hacker Khan]

The Mirror is read by people who think they run the country.

The Guardian is read by people who think they should be running the country.

The Times is read by people who actually do run the country.

The Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.

The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.

The Morning Star is read by people who think the country should be run by another country.

The Telegraph is read by people who think it already is.


… and Sun readers don’t care who runs the country as long as she’s got big t**s.

Yes, Minister......

 

[backwoodsman]

What does my paper say about me? Sod all I expect. It's the Telegraph for me every time.

a) Like Hobbit says, sports coverage has been second to none for a long time, especially the cricket. As used to be the golf. Still annoyed they dropped Lewine Mair as their golf correspondent.
b) Its opinions get the blood circulating of a morning, and it always pays to know what the enemy is thinking ...
c) It has a good crozzie