What do I do

[HickoryShaft]

Change your name by Deed poll?

Definitely a keeper in my opinion but I would keep it out of the bedroom or it may be a tad unhealthy for you.

TBH I would be tempted to lay it on the bed on her side just for a laugh but then duck and run for cover.

 

[Smiffy]

I know a member who used to have a bag like that.

But it said "Jon "The Big One" Primett" on it.