Went to the doctors yesterday about my tennis elbow...

[Smiffy]

she said "it would help if you stopped masturbating"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I am trying to examine you".

 

[USER1999]

Have we really sunk this low?

Apparently, yes.

 

[Smiffy]

Have we really sunk this low?

Apparently, yes.

 

[Screwback]

she said "it would help if you stopped masturbating"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I am trying to examine you".

Brilliant

 

[drawboy]

I think I was in with you. I sat next to a lady with bandaged up feet. I asked her how she got them like that? She said that she was cooking a Heinz sponge pudding, she read the label and it said pierce the lid then stand in boiling water for twenty minutes.

 

[KeefG]

I think I was in with you. I sat next to a lady with bandaged up feet. I asked her how she got them like that? She said that she was cooking a Heinz sponge pudding, she read the label and it said pierce the lid then stand in boiling water for twenty minutes.

 

[TRS30]

What do a short sighted gynaecologist and a puppy dog have in common?








They both have wet noses

 

[drawboy]

What has a gynecologist got in common with a pizza delivery boy? They can both look at it and sniff it as much as they want but they can't take a bite.